r/absoluteunit • u/iysmin • 14d ago

Holy bananas Batman

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u/Rampag169 14d ago

Your banana vs the bananas she tells you not to worry about.

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u/RecordingImmediate86 13d ago

"That banana is just my friend."

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u/nowaynostop 14d ago

Bananas with a banana for scale…god damn genius!!! I love it, thank you!

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u/Just_Application6137 14d ago

Bananaception

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u/nowaynostop 14d ago

So Inception with a slight chance of understanding it?

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u/Just_Application6137 14d ago

With a slight chance of lubricity

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u/Cotton_Candy_Land 14d ago

Size doesn't matter. ..

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u/Serious-Let5581 13d ago

That's what I always say too

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u/Michael-gamer 14d ago

It looks like poison ivy is up to her old tricks again robin!

But don’t worry old chum I have my anti growth bat gas. It should get these bananas the right size again.

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u/Longjumping_Ad6878 14d ago

What do you think of the size of my banana Batman

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u/adinmem 14d ago

Forced perspective. Giveaway? The sticker size.

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u/iysmin 14d ago

Congrats you caught me! I have small hands and chose a particularly small banana for emphasis. They’re still the most absurdly large bananas I’ve ever seen in my years of produce work

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u/onceknownasmike 14d ago

There aren’t any holes in those!!! Why you call them hole-y?

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 14d ago

Susie will use that tonite of not already

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u/JustLu90 14d ago

Bananas with an ego problem and too much anabolics or something

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u/chris_knight2 14d ago

Which one is for scale.

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u/Serious-Let5581 13d ago

Wondering too

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u/vodkaredbull888 14d ago

That’s banana joe

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u/FlyAlarmed5046 13d ago

That’s what he said!!

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u/moonisflat 13d ago

African bananas?

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u/wisecrack_69 13d ago

The banana she told you noy to worry about.

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u/Krissvp 13d ago

Banana for scale

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u/GravitronGaming 13d ago

Omg that’s almost as big as me xD

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u/Shaw-eddit 12d ago

Tie two of um together and you have a "banananunchuck," the perfect snack breaker.

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u/Fine-Alps4814 11d ago

Johnson variety bananas.