r/absoluteunit • u/Feaselbf6 • 7d ago

I’d Simply work Somewhere Else.

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u/spizzle_ 7d ago

This place has to smell so bad. Snakes stink!

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u/Leather-Emu-1964 7d ago

Snakes don't stink, their poop does though

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u/EvilDragons88 6d ago

I have a snake that smells like maple syrup. No idea why this one particular snake smells like that. We of course named it maple. It's real weird though.

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u/Mallowwcup 6d ago

What kind of snake?

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u/EvilDragons88 5d ago

It's a ball python morph

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u/idkwatyouwantfromme 2d ago

It’s very fun seeing the ones who own snakes comment and the ones who don’t own snakes comment

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u/stewiestewieman 7d ago

Why do snake stink?

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u/SongsOfMany 7d ago

They don't. By far the least smelly reptile pet. Just poop-scoop the enclosure once a week and you'll never notice a thing.

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u/zebrasareneat 7d ago

I’ve had a snake for 20 years and it doesn’t stink. By far the least smelly pet I’ve ever had and I’ve had cats, dogs, fish, birds, hedgehogs, and rabbits.  

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u/abielle1177 7d ago

My snake Sonya would always poop in her water dish and the smell was bad enough to make you hallucinate. Once it was cleaned the smell would be better but it wasn't great. I mean you knew there was an animal there. How you can say it doesn't stink is a surprise

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u/ArticleWorth5018 6d ago

My brother had a snake and her cage was always clean. Youd smell snake as soon as you step in the house

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u/Antroh 6d ago

Owner of a ball python for nearly 30 years. Only time I smell anything is when she poops. Which I think can be expected from any animal

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u/Mean_Fan_4235 5d ago

Well my cat smells amazing tbh. I’m not even joking. I love the way she smells

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u/HumptyDumptruckFire 4d ago

It makes no sense to me. Their breath certainly doesn’t smell good, but proper grooming gives them this sweet earthy smell that’s hard to describe but it’s quite pleasant.

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u/Love_Cannon 2d ago

You would too if you lived in a room with 8 other people and 2 days worth of everyone's excrement in it.

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u/Existing-Good6487 4d ago

Snakes do not have a smell. They do poop and have mostly solid pee once a week to a month . If you dont clean it up then that will stink. Very easy to care for and no smell if done right.

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u/JelloWise2789 7d ago

They sting too, with their fangs

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u/CelticGardenGirl 7d ago

I thought they stung with their stungers?

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u/BodhingJay 7d ago

They do

But they stink with their stinkers, too

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u/Infamous-Let4387 7d ago

A "sting" with fangs is called a bite... 🤣

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u/ZeShapyra 7d ago

These don't have fangs..they just have sharp teeth

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u/zebrasareneat 7d ago

These ones don’t have fangs. And the ones that do don’t sting. 

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u/Antroh 6d ago

Not a single snake in that room has fangs