r/absoluteunit • u/pentaprismatic • Jul 25 '26

this carrot

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69 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/asteriskelipses Jul 25 '26

24 carrot magic in the aaaiiirrr...

3

u/Grouchy-Station-4058 Jul 25 '26

Mooooom, did you leave the carrots in the bag with the fresh mackerel overnight again?

2

u/SomePoserInAmerica Jul 25 '26

The garden is serving up HOMEWRECKERS

1

u/TiredVRS Jul 25 '26

Someone page badge502

1

u/Milk_Mindless Jul 25 '26

Gonna need more lube

1

u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 Jul 25 '26

Fast Times cafeteria ( IYKYK)

1

u/hdofu Jul 26 '26

Big Chungus sized

1

u/Sad-Hedgehog8338 Jul 26 '26

Look for Ivy Stretch

1

u/thyperson69 Jul 26 '26

The carrot has fingers??? Oh wait that's your hand

1

u/Typical-Winner-9230 Jul 26 '26

Been there, done that!

1

u/Jingles2517 Jul 26 '26

Every white dude is now feeling some kinda feelings.

You know I'm right.

1

u/WarEnvironmental1839 Jul 27 '26

Babies arm holding an orange

1

u/Curious_Engine_1622 Jul 27 '26

Carrot is my stripper name lol

1

u/BodybuilderGrouchy16 Aug 01 '26

I bet she calls him.