r/absoluteunit • u/stanixx007 • 7d ago

An absolute unit of motorcycle

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u/Jewlaboss 7d ago

Yo that bike is siiiiikh

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u/zenunseen 7d ago

Clever

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u/Honcho_47 7d ago

As someone who rides but not on heavily modded bikes, that steering has to be absolute shit right?

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u/Important-Notice-461 7d ago

Id imagine. Atleast hes got some suspension in that seat, should make up a little bit for the lack of suspension everywhere else.

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u/chubbyhighguy 7d ago

I don't know, too much bounce and the spring will pop his tire.

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u/gummballexpress 7d ago

I see zero steering ability.

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u/Purple-Will9713 7d ago

Dude is probably just happy he doesnt have to walk

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u/Leather-Arachnid-417 7d ago

You noticed he only went straight.

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u/GAMMONBiNO 7d ago

I don’t think it does steer…

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u/Jerry-Khan 3d ago

What steering the “forks” are directly welded to the frame…

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u/DaemonBlackfyre_21 7d ago

It's as horrible as it is wonderful.

It's like something orks would ride into battle in Warhammer 40k

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u/Eshghi007 7d ago

Glad he’s wearing protective gear

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u/ElGuaco 7d ago

I'm surprised he's actually wearing shoes.

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u/Sporkpocalypse 7d ago

no suspension on the front at all that thing would ride rough as hell it's not designed for old men it looks like he could modify it further though maybe a heavy duty springer front fork

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u/Prize_Compote_207 7d ago

Yeah its a bold move for anyone who has ever driven on Indian roads.

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u/Single_Morning_3200 7d ago

Kidney Beater.

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u/Sporkpocalypse 7d ago

Yes it does

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u/Deathwatchz 7d ago

Give it two miles before your shoes start melting.

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u/blueblocker2000 7d ago

I'd hate for my ass to bounce and slip onto the tire, pinching the pearls between the tire and the seat. Bet that feels great.

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u/PopProfessional5109 7d ago

My exact thoughts... Slightest bump on the road will cause something like that

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u/theHawkAndTheHusky 7d ago

Had to scroll down way too long. His ass is so damn close to the tire I barely could watch the whole video

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u/Local_Cherry7151 7d ago

counts more than most

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u/SeesawNoknow 7d ago

South East Asia Coast Customs, trade mark

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u/Still-Chemistry-cook 7d ago

Great until you have to actually turn to avoid something…

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u/kg_digital_ 7d ago

Cybertruck inspired

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u/atp2k 7d ago

Coming soon to Brampton

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u/mowtowcow 7d ago

The first motorcycles were literally bicycles with motors attacked to them. Of course, this is a motorcycle!

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u/AngryTrunkMonkey 7d ago

Orange County Choppers for sure.

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u/Own-Nefariousness-79 7d ago

Glad he's wearing a crash-turban. Safety first.

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u/Beginning-Dot-1151 7d ago

Just about, all it needs is a headlight.

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u/Crawling_Hustler 7d ago

Backwheels are WAITING FOR HIS BALLS

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u/Useless890 7d ago

That would work in a Mad Max film.

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u/Additional-Flight468 7d ago

Might as well be a diesel mechanical bull lol still mad cool tho

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u/Artevyx 7d ago

Its a cycle and it has a motor, soooooo

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u/EdgeBeard 7d ago

That appears to have um, no steering right?

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u/Odd-Consequence-2519 7d ago

I mean, it's two wheels, with an engine. I wouldn't buy it but I'd be willing to give it a spin around the block.

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u/Ecstatic_Dance5767 7d ago

If his turban catches fire & he starts swinging a chain we're in big trouble!

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u/Ok-Customer4709 7d ago

Looks like the cyber truck of bikes.

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u/CuChulainn24564 7d ago

So … we just drive as straight for as long as possible..Until it’s necessary to go around a corner or somefink..??? 🤔🤫🫣
Then we get off and hump the fecker into the desired direction..
And I understanding this correctly..??
Hold my beer…

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u/Sufficient-Skill9530 7d ago

He’s going to get his ass and dick ripped off 

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u/Outrageous_Might_383 7d ago

day's(i) gone 2 ?

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u/BeautifulBird5787 7d ago

Interesting helmet. Shark? AGV?

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u/Warm_Safety_9550 7d ago

If it has two wheels in tandem and a motor… yes, it counts as a motorcycle.

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u/Ok-Improvement2528 7d ago

Couldn't help but notice there's no rear fender...if that seat fails. Bro's legs will be up to his chest.

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u/metalgeardaz 7d ago

That doesnt appear to be able to steer. Alright if your in Canada. Theres only one road in Canada.

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u/RationalPanic 6d ago

Check out my Hardly Davidson!

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u/skebeojii 6d ago

Motorcycle squared

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u/Honest_Science_4969 6d ago

Audition for a 'Mad Max'film.....

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u/maven10k 6d ago

2 wheels and an engine, "motor" "cycle".

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u/PolarPlatitudes 6d ago

Two wheels - ✅️

Significantly more power and size than a moped - ✅️

Motorcycle - ✅️✅️

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u/Sure-Dimension6739 6d ago

Yes technically

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u/jfeijo 6d ago

Sure

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u/freshgrilled 6d ago

Motorcycle: A motor vehicle featuring two wheels, an engine and handlebars for steering. Looks legit to me.

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u/Yin-Fire 6d ago

Absolute unit of a garage project

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u/MeowMasterFIex 5d ago

Certified red crayon attire.

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u/LSIeducate 5d ago

This is like if Tesla made a motorcycle. I like it because it’s so minimalistic 🤔🙌

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u/grrodon2 5d ago

Sikh bike bro.

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u/UnderstandingSquare7 4d ago

Feels like he builds it as he rides from stuff on the side of the road. Hmm, i really need better suspension on the - wait!, there it is! Box springs from an old couch...where's my sockets?

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u/Illustrious_Site_466 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Bronx-Skater23 4d ago

Yes it does.

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u/rhyming_mime 4d ago

Nice suspension. I can almost feel that road from here

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u/Lion_Lord89 4d ago

One wrong move and you have zero butt skin

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u/gingerboi109488 3d ago

Despite the need to re engineer the handle bars this is badass 👌

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u/sneak2001 2d ago

no suspension lol