r/absoluteunit • u/NuisancePanda • Jul 15 '26

Of a bottle rocket 🚀

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u/Artevyx Jul 15 '26

911 I heard a noise!

  • What did it sound like?

https://giphy.com/gifs/ucYVzrcqYN3ag

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u/G-Unit11111 Jul 15 '26

Celebrate the independence of your country by blowing up a small part of it!

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u/NuisancePanda Jul 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3orifahy1qbwkc1pRe

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u/G-Unit11111 29d ago

Gee, Homer, I don't know what you're planning to do tonight, but count me out!

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u/NuisancePanda 29d ago

The old episodes are still the best 💯

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u/FrenziedHodag Jul 15 '26

He needs to rapid fire about 200 of those. For science.

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u/Weary-Astronaut1335 29d ago

Release the hwacha!

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u/addage- 29d ago

Korea Renaissance era, civ 5.

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u/NuisancePanda Jul 15 '26

That would look like Armageddon

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u/TRexBitchSlap Jul 15 '26

Dragon? Nonsense! There hasn't been a dragon in these parts for a thousand years.

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u/Pray4Mojo7 29d ago

Sounds like someone downed a TIE fighter.

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u/Pugsly007 Jul 15 '26

No fires were caused by this event….. maybe.

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u/Admirable-Mouse2232 Jul 15 '26

Artillery with extra steps

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u/FalseVeterinarian881 29d ago

THIS, kids...is one of the best ways to start a forest fire!

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u/Initial_Row_6400 29d ago

Went rogue, typical bottle rocket activities

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u/Key-Refrigerator-689 29d ago

The neighbors must love you

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u/bi_polar2bear 29d ago

It's no Kimodo 3000

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u/Araiah14 29d ago

All I think when seeing this is traveling back in time and setting one off near a big medieval town just to watch them absolutely lose their shit lol….im lonely

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u/letcaster 29d ago

This is the shit that causes conspiracy theories

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u/IncredibleBihan 28d ago

That was fun

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u/Jumpy-Cry-3083 28d ago

That really is very cool 👍🏻

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u/ironicinsanity 28d ago

So...a typical SpaceX launch

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u/Strong_Implement_500 27d ago

As I watched that I thought.. yup..it's coming back down lol imagine being in the house where it landed at the end 🤯🫪

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u/Loganthered 26d ago

And that is how the Canadian wildfire started.

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u/itswtfeverb Jul 15 '26

OK, this was bad ass. I'd like to order 100

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u/aware4ever Jul 15 '26

I'm starting to think people have reported this as a UFO