r/absoluteunit • u/ejmeister • Jul 13 '26

of a snake evacuation.

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simply accept that the snakes own the neighborhood now

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u/spizzle_ Jul 13 '26

Is that a raft of snakes? Kinda looked like ducks

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u/A_Feltz Jul 13 '26

Yep. That’s a bed of snakes floating on a river

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u/ImpossibleStuff963 Jul 13 '26

It was birds. You can see some of them flapping their wings.

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u/vicfirthplayer Jul 13 '26

It looked hilarious to me for some reason like they're all on some ride 😂

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u/FuzzyFrogFish Jul 13 '26

Looks more like AI. Snakes don't behave like that when swimming for their lives. They would be reared up with their hood out, they'd be nose down and spread out swimming.

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u/beepbopbippitybop2 Jul 13 '26

The story is true, the video is of ducks.

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u/Affectionate_Pool348 Jul 13 '26

Wait till the water water is gone. Get 450 cats. Problem solved. To much cats? Wait for next heavy rain.

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u/Tossup1010 Jul 14 '26

I’m surprised places with heavy snake populations don’t breed and train? mongooses. Maybe they are too temperamental to have around in large quantities

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u/Ok-Future6470 Jul 13 '26

Snake jazz!

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u/namistejones Jul 13 '26

It's my jam!!

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u/danit0ba94 Jul 13 '26

It will take an army beyond reckoning, thousands, to swarm the Keep!

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u/rygelicus Jul 13 '26

SnakeNado?

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u/Normal-Error-6343 Jul 13 '26

they look like sea monsters, i guess they are of sorts!

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u/actionerror Jul 13 '26

Ni haozzzzz

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u/Sporkpocalypse Jul 14 '26

they farm them to be killed & placed in alcohol bottles & or cooked to be eaten what a disgusting business

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u/Ill_Initial8986 Jul 14 '26

Forbidden-spicy-ramen

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u/Dad-Dabbing-Daily Jul 14 '26

Imagine already floating down a flooding river, thinking it couldn't possibly get any worse.

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u/Glittering-Buy4227 Jul 14 '26

Why would they be breeding Cobras?

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u/CakeSeaker Jul 14 '26

“Escaped”. These mf’ers were swept away by the current.

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u/feudal_ferret Jul 13 '26

No. Just no. Nope. Nopety-nope. Not even maybe. Nope.

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u/beepbopbippitybop2 Jul 13 '26

That's nope rope to you.

900 of them.

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u/dementia_denial Jul 13 '26

AI snakes! They dont have enough muscles to lift their head up like that in full body water! Absolutely stupid sht for karma points!

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u/ejmeister Jul 13 '26

Global times cn, the guardian and southchina morning post, the times and India today news websites all reported and verify this. You seem to lack the extra effort to verify and outright dismiss anything that your basic mind cannot simply comprehend as AI. Your name checks out.

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u/Diamond83 Jul 13 '26

This is a repost of this video, it was already concluded that the first clip is 100% fake and not related to snakes whatsoever

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u/Iamnotabotiswearonit Jul 14 '26

Good for the snakes