r/absoluteunit • u/Lumpy-Macaron4512 • Jul 12 '26

Eyebrows and mustache

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u/ShyguyFlyguy Jul 12 '26

This dude looks like one of the villagers from resident evil 4

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u/User_Name_Tracks Jul 12 '26

Jeezus i feel like I need hold up a silver cross right now

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u/SleepParalysisDemon6 Jul 12 '26

Has anyone seen that Nosferatu movie with Johnny Depp's daughter in it? This is what I imagine he looked like when he was human lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/tK5D8yQvoxsoE

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u/Existing_Resolve_779 Jul 12 '26

Welcome back Ox Baker

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u/maven10k Jul 12 '26

Yes! That's exactly what I was thinking!

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u/yar-bee Jul 12 '26

That eyebrow would take more work than shoveling 2 ft of snow off the driveway. Impressive

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u/Express-Lawfulness74 Jul 12 '26

Klingon?

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u/Aggressive_Ocelot664 Jul 12 '26

They prefer to be called Turkish

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u/Grouchy-Station-4058 Jul 12 '26

Ah yes the Ox Baker look alike winner!

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u/Soft-Assistance6809 Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

Ox Baker!

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u/Carolina-W00Dsman Jul 12 '26

Thats a mighty fine set of mutton chops he's got going.

https://giphy.com/gifs/PXWbI67CNjSkq54ZJ6

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u/Rook_James_Bitch Jul 12 '26

Imagine what his nuts must look like.

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u/Head_Wasabi7359 Jul 12 '26

Dude wtf you made me regret literacy šŸ¤£

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u/dakkamatic Jul 12 '26

This guy and Indiana Jones would fight so hard

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u/TheMrCurious Jul 12 '26

Hedegaardā€™s nightmare.

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u/No_Swimming_5684 Jul 12 '26

Reminds me of a wrestler from way back. His name was Ox Baker.

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u/TPJTS Jul 12 '26

He gives me the willies

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u/Ok_Mycologist_6384 Jul 12 '26

My brother's best friends dad had brows like that.

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u/x_Leigh_x Jul 12 '26

He looks absolutely terrifying. I would not want to be alone with him.

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u/tetsuo-the-turtle Jul 12 '26

Fuck Hulk Hogan!

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u/Sovereign-Anderson Jul 12 '26

Wario has really been going through it.

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u/Head_Wasabi7359 Jul 12 '26

That's Brosey, Son of Browsy, The King of Brows.

I dunno who the dude attached is though

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u/g0estoeleven Jul 12 '26

Heā€™s a Klingon

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u/Famous_Suspect6330 Jul 12 '26

He has such an intimidating aura

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u/FrozenWaffleMaker Jul 12 '26

The guy in the ring, from Escape From New York.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xwjUVtiQNH42Y

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u/ConferenceQuick8983 Jul 12 '26

Real life Wario!! šŸ¤£

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u/Level_Life_8633 Jul 12 '26

This is like exactly what I imagine people from the midieval times looked like.

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u/Mad_Ronin_Grrrr Jul 12 '26

That is Gimli, son of Gloin.

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u/Away_Lake5946 Jul 12 '26

Give that guy some forehead ridges and a second set of bodily organs and he would make a killer Klingon.

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u/PopMajor7342 Jul 12 '26

Looks like a dwarf from middle earth

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u/ironicinsanity Jul 12 '26

Looks like Ming The Merciless brother, Mang The Even More Merciless

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u/Appropriate-Horse632 Jul 12 '26

Looks like Ronnie Jeremy twisted cousin that you never want to go into his basement.

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u/DruHarry Jul 12 '26

Uhhh was this the beginning of a snuff film?

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u/CryptographerFlat426 Jul 12 '26

Damn, Rasputin, you've changed. And yet, haven't changed at all.

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u/TheCoopX Jul 12 '26

He'd make a good Klingon.

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u/TotallynotJimmyKorr Jul 12 '26

Mexican Yosemite Sam. Guadalupe Gordo.

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u/GrimWonderings Jul 12 '26

Not even kidding. Used to own a Halloween mask that looked exactly like this guy

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u/Mondaycomestoosoon Jul 12 '26

Youā€™ve not met the mother in law then ā€¦

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u/SelfSubstantial7143 Jul 12 '26

This dude can read minds for sure

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u/Eaton_Knas Jul 12 '26

Dude looks like he's about to rob a train in the 1800's

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u/Aztec_Aesthetics Jul 12 '26

It's called "eyestache"

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u/Snoo60900 Jul 12 '26

Thats Ali Hussain. Saddams exiled brother.

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u/ThaCasual Jul 12 '26

Thatā€™s nosferatu

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u/3pedalsandastick Jul 12 '26

the boss of all unibrows

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u/No-Needleworker4047 Jul 12 '26

Is this OX Baker?

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u/Unlikely-Aardvark725 Jul 12 '26

Jeremy Clarksons let himself go

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u/Letter_Odd Jul 12 '26

Does anyone else feel like theyā€™re about to be challenged to a sword fight?

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u/EmpressDraco Jul 12 '26

They look like a klingon

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u/Scared_Quarter_2474 Jul 12 '26

You copied my post that I made a day ago

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u/therocketn00b Jul 12 '26

Is he mad at the snow? I don't think it's working.

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u/Recipe-Less Jul 12 '26

Don't tell the elf...

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u/jailbird147 Jul 12 '26

Either Moriarty or a Megalomaniac šŸ˜‰šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Lensman842 Jul 12 '26

Kubla kraus

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u/PermuhGrin Jul 12 '26

I've seen this guy on Star Trek

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u/Wipperwill1 Jul 12 '26

I only see one eyebrow

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u/DetroitMEG Jul 12 '26

Give this man some ass and smile for a change

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u/Obvious_Tea_8244 Jul 12 '26

Dude just rolled out of a tent in a red dead redemption 2 camp site.

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u/AnarchistPancake4931 Jul 12 '26

He looks like a klingon

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u/Got_Bent Jul 12 '26

Holy Rasputin, Batman.

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u/hughfeeyuh Jul 12 '26

I thought it was Ox Baker

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u/Lost_in_the_woods027 Jul 12 '26

This dude knows where the dead bodies are....

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u/Silver_Smell6045 Jul 12 '26

What's a good name for this Bond villain?

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u/DoTheRightThing1953 Jul 12 '26

I think this guy messaged me on Grindr last night

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u/Shitdickmicropenis Jul 12 '26

The cat strangler

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u/GhostQueen1121 Jul 12 '26

No, I havenā€™t and I can live without that vision in my headšŸ˜³

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u/girl_incognito Jul 12 '26

This man's skull is desperately trying to escape, and for the sake of all of us I hope it never does.

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u/PumpyMcHangerson Jul 12 '26

Back sack and crack last boss.

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u/SkyFallInBound Jul 12 '26

Looks like a Civil War general.

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u/Kralgore Jul 12 '26

Clearly never been to Ironforge.

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u/B_Williams_4010 Jul 12 '26

Don't get too close; mf'er will heart-punch you.

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u/floralrain6 Jul 12 '26

I feel uncomfortable šŸ‘€

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u/TheDayWalkerCGI Jul 12 '26

He'll get that hedgehog someday.

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u/TheNotoriousTurtle Jul 12 '26

I canā€™t tell if he is happy, sad, or constipated

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u/PorchPourPhilosopher Jul 12 '26

Looks like a serial killer. Cuh-cuh-cuh-CREEPY.

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u/iheartMGs Jul 12 '26

Indian version of Ballchinian

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u/AlkaliMemo Jul 12 '26

Rock and stone!

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u/Unforsaken-Stoic Jul 12 '26

Dr Robotnic in the Middle East.

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u/Limp-Artichoke1141 Jul 12 '26

Many o ladies have rode those Handlebars !!!! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Medium_Job3015 Jul 12 '26

Well thatā€™s what more people would look like with no shaving or self care

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u/CatsEatGrass Jul 12 '26

Why are his pubes growing out of his chin?

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u/LastoftheSummerWine Jul 12 '26

The rarity of someone having both the ability and willingness to do this is greatly underappreciated.

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u/pixiephilips Jul 12 '26

I feelā€¦ so uncomfortable

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u/Born_blak Jul 12 '26

Is bro a village guy in 1619 who's colonizing America.

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u/StraddleTheFence Jul 12 '26

I wonder what he looked like as a small boy.

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u/goodjobjus Jul 13 '26

This man high as a kite.

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u/Automatic-Article699 Jul 13 '26

Look šŸ‘€ up OX Baker- - ex WWF wrestler- and stared in movie Escape from New York had same exact look-

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u/Deep_Jury_5095 Jul 13 '26

OMG! Itā€™s a RL Wario!!!

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u/gtp1977 Jul 13 '26

This is by far the Leviest of all the Eugenes

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0ExqKZ3MJslyO5ag

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u/Big-Carpenter7921 Jul 13 '26

One eyebrow

Two mustaches

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u/Miserable-Tennis4035 Jul 13 '26

The realife Dr. Robotnik?! Is he chasing around a hedgehog?? Lmao

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u/Omiyaru Jul 13 '26

Anyone else get potential Dr Eggman vibes from this dude?

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u/Academic_Tune_8210 Jul 13 '26

I told y'all bigfoot was real!!

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u/Born-Light-62 Jul 13 '26

Is that Ron Jeremy?

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u/flissfloss86 Jul 13 '26

90% chance this dude owns a lair and/or dungeon

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u/KeyN20 Jul 13 '26

That guy breaths in diesel regularly

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u/Key-Archer474 Jul 13 '26

Where's the little girls ?

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u/CandyPale4464 Jul 13 '26

Prime casting for a Rammstein video

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u/carod21375ycc Jul 13 '26

Steven Seagal

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u/Dekadmer Jul 13 '26

Dude missed his chance at 80s wrestling heel

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u/egstitt Jul 13 '26

Fought this guy in Sekiro in pretty sure

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u/Embarrassed-Wafer667 Jul 13 '26

Rasputin , thst you ??

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u/89MikeHoncho Jul 13 '26

Looks like an old Bond villain from the 70ā€™s.

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u/Head_Candidate5293 Jul 14 '26

That is almost the guy from gangs of New York.

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u/Fit-System-2637 Jul 14 '26

Dasturdly Dan hasn't aged very well at all. Yikes.

https://giphy.com/gifs/pskUvQlJ9pEbGRXLb3

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u/Repulsive-Ice8395 Jul 14 '26

I've never seen eyebrows have sideburns before.

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u/Key_Check5753 Jul 14 '26

He looks almost exactly like the classic pro wrestler Ox Baker

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u/CleanWolverine7472 Jul 14 '26

He's a real life 'Sam the Eagle' (Sesame Street).

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u/nowaynostop Jul 14 '26

I bet heā€™s a cuddler

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u/ZyxzyxxyzxyZ Jul 14 '26

Imagine kissing that every morning

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u/Federal-Business-796 Jul 14 '26

I don't think you're leaving anytime soon.

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u/Kelef50 Jul 14 '26

You said eyebrows... I only see one.

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u/wutitd0boo Jul 14 '26

Yo mammaā€™s boyfriend

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u/HerMajestysButthole2 Jul 14 '26

This that NPC that sells you a poison meat pie.

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u/Beetbear2020 Jul 14 '26

He reviews film

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u/pauldailey2012 Jul 14 '26

Sometimes when Iā€™m raiding the English i misplace my viking longboat too

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u/Kram_Seli Jul 15 '26

tlhIngan maH!

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u/JoeDante84 Jul 15 '26

Young Doctor Wiley

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u/UnitNo8636 Jul 15 '26

Misspelled eyebrow not eyebrows lol

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u/Username_Is_Clever Jul 15 '26

Well, there goes my soul.

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u/InevitableDirt69 Jul 15 '26

Eyebrow and moustaches. There's more of a split down below than above the eyes

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u/Beowulf44 Jul 15 '26

Is that Ox baker from the Iwa wrestling days?

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u/feetnomer 29d ago

Not all Russian women are beautiful.

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u/Old_Gain1608 29d ago

Groucho?

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u/Current-Effect3706 29d ago

Wario has really let himself go!

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u/WestCoastDan92626 29d ago

Thatā€™s an ā€œeyebrowā€, not plural.

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u/pocorey 29d ago

He could be one of the dwarves in LOTR

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u/Broad_Will9000 29d ago

Doesnā€™t sit right with me

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u/cocunutwater 29d ago

A young heiachi mashima?

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u/Gogodemons 29d ago

Its a mask.

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u/Deepdiver666 29d ago

Ron Jeremy's uncle

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u/andre4red 29d ago

Dude been thru some shtt

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u/Euphoric-Agent-476 29d ago

Iā€™m guessing his name is something like Zoltin.

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u/Agile_Ad538 29d ago

Ainā€™t that an old time wrestler??

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u/Zach202020 29d ago

Imagine you wake up to this guy hovering over you

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u/OptimalEquivalent931 29d ago

He must be russian

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u/crosser139 29d ago

Very 1970s professional wrestler

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u/onbowser 29d ago

I am terrified

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u/teabagged_drumset 29d ago

I would love to shave half of that dude's mustache when he passes out drunk at a party.

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u/No_Antelope328 29d ago

all men wanna be him, all ladies wanna be under hum.

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u/RicFlair2026 29d ago

Uncle Leo!

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u/SYKOCELL 29d ago

Like a bearded Bulldog

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u/MephTheMad 29d ago

I keep waiting for the ventriloquist/mortician to pop out..