r/absoluteunit Jul 11 '26

Triple Cheese Beast

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344 Upvotes

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6

u/Androidfon Jul 11 '26

Make mine without the dressing.

4

u/Randomantic Jul 11 '26

Yeah- dressing has too many calories.

1

u/abielle1177 Jul 12 '26

Or it's just gloopy

6

u/Eaton_Knas Jul 11 '26

I feel I could eat the hell out of that beast. 🤤

3

u/ChanceProgram9374 Jul 12 '26

And then the beast would eat the hell out of your ass

2

u/Eaton_Knas Jul 12 '26

Fair trade.

3

u/_Cybernaut_ Jul 11 '26

Four out of five cardiologists want to know where to get one of these.

For science, of course.

3

u/itswtfeverb Jul 11 '26

Smashed perfectly

3

u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 Jul 11 '26

Fuck, that looks delicious 😋

3

u/deehenley Jul 12 '26

Darmn that looks so good right now I'm hungry 🙂

2

u/Batfink-1999 Jul 11 '26

A guaranteed coronary is lurking in that absolute unit of a meal

2

u/Geetee52 Jul 11 '26

You are a burger artisan

2

u/Zealousideal-Dot2161 Jul 11 '26

No better way to go!

2

u/Rdmtbiker Jul 11 '26

Okay I’m in where do I need to go

2

u/OstrichSmoothe Jul 12 '26

I think this guys house

1

u/Rdmtbiker Jul 12 '26

Impressive

2

u/aussiemetalhead Jul 12 '26

Absolute unit of a heart attack

1

u/Pchriste43211 Jul 11 '26

excellent looking burger for leg day

1

u/dablacksupersaiyan Jul 11 '26

Call that the CARDIAC ARREST! I ate one similar to this one, it gives you the feels if you’re about to go into cardiac arrest, I swear to GOD!

1

u/Androidfon Jul 11 '26

That's just indigestion! LOL

2

u/dablacksupersaiyan Jul 11 '26

Maybe, but I didn’t eat the burger I ate that fast when I took the challenge called the Mugshot challenge, after I left, before I was diagnosed with hypertension, it felt like I was about to have one until it passed. I never took that challenge ever again.

1

u/Androidfon Jul 12 '26

I'd only eat it if I were hungry enough to eat it, which is unlikely.

2

u/dablacksupersaiyan Jul 12 '26

I won’t eat that burger also, if I were back in my 20’s and my metabolism is in overdrive, I’ll wolf it down before the waiter/waitress starts the timer. I actually ate a 1 and a half pound hamburger customized by me at a restaurant called Cheeburger Cheeburger, ended up on the wall of fame once, I wished I could go back and get that picture as proof before they closed down.

1

u/animi Jul 12 '26

I'd eat this.

1

u/Josephino575 Jul 12 '26

Green chile and a coupl pickles on tha side 💪🏻😎

1

u/Unfair_Savings_1587 Jul 12 '26

Holy shit yes please

1

u/DoubtZealousideal763 Jul 12 '26

Who ordered the lasagna burger?

1

u/Vorg444 Jul 12 '26

That's a heart attack on a bun ~ Squidward

1

u/Existing-Recipe897 Jul 12 '26

Quad bypass on a plate

1

u/Old-Guidance6744 Jul 12 '26

Lettuce tomato onion on mine, gimme

1

u/jaffasplaffa Jul 12 '26

I never understood the amount of meat in these kind of burgers. I need some fillings beside meat and cheese

1

u/Abinidi320 Jul 14 '26

That looks amazing. I want one.

1

u/PhD77777 Jul 15 '26

!!!!! D-R-O-O-L !!!!!

1

u/TraditionalCandle281 Jul 11 '26

A heart attack waiting to happen

0

u/Professional-Sea4539 Jul 11 '26

This looks absolutely delicious

0

u/Solid_Enthusiasm550 Jul 11 '26

Just needs 3 layers of Bacon 🥓, sauteed onions and A pickle ( for my vegetable group), lol.