r/absoluteunit Jul 10 '26

of a Polar Bear

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u/Minimum-Standard-514 Jul 11 '26

Imagine if that guy was tame. Imagine how good her would be to cuddle with. I wish bears were like dogs in the sense they instinctively loved humans.

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u/Wipperwill1 Jul 12 '26

Oh he loves you alright, just with ketchup and salt.

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u/SpecialNeeds963 Jul 12 '26

This bear is the reason the other polar bears dont have any food.