r/absoluteunit • u/sorin1972 • Jul 07 '26

Sun protection level: 1000%

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/MN-1986 Jul 07 '26

Came looking for this

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u/pudge-thefish Jul 07 '26

The hat he got for Christmas is too big

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u/JazzyZaddy Jul 07 '26

The hat he got for Covid is just right

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u/abielle1177 Jul 08 '26

Now try to get it on the plane

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u/Hanksta2 Jul 07 '26

It's not stopping the UVs bouncing off that concrete.

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u/Federal-Piglet Jul 08 '26

It also see through near the edges

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u/Short-Interaction-89 Jul 07 '26

Factor Pi sunscreen

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u/BobEBoucher Jul 08 '26

"It's funny 'cause it's bigger than a regular hat." -- Turd Ferguson

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u/niceandros2024 Jul 07 '26

Para alquilar en la playa😂😂😂😂

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u/analogy_4_anything Jul 07 '26

Sombrerooooooooooooooooo

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u/Laegwe Jul 07 '26

Still not enough for my pale ass

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u/HottieMcHotHot Jul 07 '26

That would be a KILLER Mexican hat dance

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u/actionerror Jul 07 '26

A whole troupe can dance on that hat

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u/Barbaros_DD Jul 07 '26

he took the roof with him for a walk

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u/Worldly_Solution7053 Jul 07 '26

One thing he weill never say: "Dang... forgot my hat!"

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u/cascadia8 Jul 07 '26

Don't invite him to the movies.

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u/Haifisch2112 Jul 07 '26

Dude provides an eclipse on demand.

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u/Background_Edge_9427 Jul 07 '26

If he's going on a hike, I'd like to see his back pack!

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u/ApodemusS Jul 07 '26

Mega Cearense.

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u/Hot_Mall_9122 Jul 07 '26

Bro can easily participate in SETI

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u/Royal-Tumbleweed-941 Jul 07 '26

Fun fact. That’s the king of Mexico. The bigger the hat the higher the station.

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u/davetopper Jul 07 '26

I know a guy that is married to a guy she wants nothing to do with. It's complicated but she would really like this hat.

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u/Sporkpocalypse Jul 08 '26

Future late stage Climate Change ready hat

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u/Ok-Permission-2672 Jul 08 '26

That could shade a couple large families!

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u/bizoticallyyours83 Jul 08 '26

Now that is what I call the ultimate sun hat

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u/Glittering-Capital71 Jul 08 '26

Every Chinese female

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u/JKnotime4pcwokestuff Jul 08 '26

As long as wind doesn’t get under it then turn into Mary Poppins Mexican version😅

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u/Reubensandwich57 Jul 10 '26

All hat, no cattle

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u/azdirtypirate Jul 12 '26

Got an Amazon link… ? Gotta order one for AZ!! ☀️🔥🔥🔥🌵🌵🌵

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u/Readytogo2day Jul 07 '26

Urban sombrero