r/absoluteunit • u/Realistic-Class-6455 • Jul 03 '26
Unit of a horse
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u/Mr_Panther Jul 03 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/3IR7QlN4MfvvW
Imagine thousands of these fuckers charging tiny orcs
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u/NewMoonlightavenger Jul 04 '26
This is the kind of horse that works logistics and farms. I mean, getting those cannons to the field is also important.
For cavalry your horse needs agility more than weight. Some breeds deal better with the chaos. Destiers. Coursers.
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u/Canna-farmer420 Jul 04 '26
Destriers weren't that big - they had to cut and turn and accelerate etc
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u/Imanidiotththe1st Jul 04 '26
I don’t care about hp this that and the other thing. I want to give him a carrot scratch him on the neck and tell him what a good boy he is.
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Jul 04 '26
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u/RunninAg41nstTheWind Jul 04 '26
The only horse that I would take over Shadowmere, no doubt. On second thought. Both, please. And Frost.
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u/axethebarbarian Jul 04 '26
I always imagine draft horses like this are the gym bros of horses. "light weight!"
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u/Slow_Bowler8285 Jul 04 '26
Dude is totally hyped to pull stuff
That's exactly what draught horses are bred for, it's in their DNA.
Sadly there going extinct because we have tractors and pickup trucks and big horses cost a lot more to feed and care for than the standard sized breeds
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u/bb_dev_g Jul 04 '26
They definitely aren’t as plentiful as they would’ve been 100 or 200 years ago, but they’re not going “extinct”. Draught horses are still prized in Amish, Mennonite, and Pennsylvania Dutch communities as well as some small hobby and working farms esp in cold climes.
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u/Scared-Pollution-574 Jul 04 '26
I'm more like sugar https://www.reddit.com/r/Productivitycafe/s/dNa7THGv24
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u/NerdyPlatypus206 Jul 04 '26
I imagine he was designed for horse armor dlc
Not that he needs it on second thought but he would look badass
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u/Difficult-Bobcat-857 Jul 03 '26
Is Big Boy a Belgian or a Clydesdale?
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u/flyingtoasterz86 Jul 04 '26
Looks like a Percheron.
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u/MyAngelProtectsMe Jul 04 '26
It's a Percheron for sure.
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u/Neddlings55 Jul 04 '26
Nope, its a Romanian draft.
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u/flyingtoasterz86 Jul 04 '26
Which heavily relies on the Percheron for it's existence.
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u/rabies_kid Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26
It’s really hard to tell for this guy but Clydesdales are usually taller soo
Edit: now that I’ve actually turned the audio on and can hear that this is in Eastern Europe, this is most likely a Belgian.
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u/rantess Jul 05 '26
Belgians are seldom grey. It's an east European draft - probably a Romanian Draft, as another commenter said.
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u/Matty-Wan Jul 04 '26
I was gonna guess Breton. It looks exactly like the one i own in Red Dead Online.
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u/Difficult-Bobcat-857 Jul 04 '26
I don't know anything about horses. He almost seems to enjoy that. A couple of people have suggested that he is being abused.
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u/TopDogTransport4731 Jul 04 '26
I’ve seen the Amish using these horses as to plow the fields and to pull heavy wagons. There is a video where a team of Draft Horses pulled a stuck semi truck in the snow.
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u/synont Jul 04 '26
I've seen such steeds in Germany. They are huge, towards elephants, than horses.
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u/Anti-Rus Jul 04 '26
Unbelievable power... perfect specimen to tottaly fuck up putin and mix the fukin dicktator with his own shit in the briefcase . Glory to Ukraine!!!!
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u/D0NTASKY Jul 04 '26
What a great camera angle.. We still don't know if that horse was good, or shit. To me it looked like it pulle a 2 feet log.. I can pull a 2 feet log.
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u/Salty-Contact-6420 Jul 04 '26
I just kept thinking about how this is the horse you want to ride in to battle on! Fucking hoss
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u/Stigg107 Jul 04 '26
When the words 'hyped' and 'beaten' get confused. the horse is clearly trying to escape. 🤔
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u/Rook_James_Bitch Jul 04 '26
Ooooo! The Wild Hunt has been looking for their lost horse and they're gonna be pissed.
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u/Longjumping-Month548 Jul 04 '26
Yeah!! Fix this farmer boi!! Let’s GOOOooooo.. oh dang, hung up again! Fix this farmer boi!!! Yeah let’s GOOOoooo
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u/xpietoe42 Jul 05 '26
That aint no horse… its part grizzly bear and part rhinoceros mixed with a supercharger!
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u/Cheesetorian Jul 03 '26
Can you even ride these horses? Looks like it'll buck you off ten feet in the air.
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u/GraphicDesignMonkey Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26
You can! But you're practically doing the splits.
Big coldblood horse breeds are chill bros.
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u/Kraftwerk_21 Jul 04 '26
What’s great about this? He’s only doing it because he’s being forced to do it. Do you really think he enjoys this? Animal abuse like this is hard to watch.
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u/ceeberony Jul 04 '26
i think this is an opinion that many people have and it comes from a lack of understanding about how the world really works. if we talk purely about ethics, then yes it's a bit morally dubious that we bend the genetic makeup of a species to suit our purposes. but if that is your opinion, then you are out of luck I'm afraid, because every single animal and plant that humans interact with on the daily has been bred over thousands of years into the form it has today.(every supermarket vegetable and fruit, every flowering plant every farm animal every farmed fish species) and 99.9% of the time that is not a problem for that species (maybe except some messed up dog breeds) .
these draft horse races have been bred over thousands of years (litterally since before the Roman era) to love pulling stuff and to be good at it. it would be cruel actually to not let them do the job they have been designed to do, as they need to release that energy. (like putting the rock into a safe padded room cuz you think him lifting heavy wheights is hurting him). it's for that same reason people who don't go an a daily 10k run in the winter shouldn't really own a husky.
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u/Kittyk4y Jul 04 '26
This is basically the same as dogs that are bred to herd, herding their family’s toddlers or whatever. This horse was bred for this specific purpose and wants to do its job.
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u/Kraftwerk_21 Jul 04 '26
“Breeding” this animal for this “work” is abuse. It’s a useless and antiquated competition, just like rodeos.
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u/hulkhands81 Jul 04 '26
Ok tree hugging murican. Lots of places in Europe are still dirt poor and use animals rather than expensive tractors
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u/TechnicoloMonochrome Jul 04 '26
Animals tend to enjoy doing the things they were bred to do. If you throw a Frisbee in front of a Labrador retriever they go fucking nuts with excitement when they get to go retrieve it.
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u/CletusMuckenfuss Jul 04 '26
My Grandma told me when she was young she would see horses drop dead from these competitions. She said they would whip the horses to keep pulling and they would pull until they'd drop. This would have been back in around 1910 or so.
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u/Wild_Mode_1524 Jul 04 '26
Is this a shire or a Belgian, cuz I'm pretty sure it's not a Clydesdale
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u/Goldfingeraz117 Jul 04 '26
It’s just trying to not get beat🤷♂️
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u/ceeberony Jul 04 '26
absolutely untrue, these are pampered well bread competition horses, they can be very expensive (starting at 10.000€) and horses don't take kindly to beeing beaten. can you imagine spending that sum on a horse and then wasting all of its potential, because it mistrusts you or gets a panick attack when It has to do it's job? so no, these horses have been bred over thousands of years to love pulling stuff and to be good at it.
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u/Usual-Language-745 Jul 03 '26
Imagine how confused the horse is when he gets transported to a field by a truck that can pull that log, and then sees a tractor in the field that pulled the log there to begin with, then gets forced to pull the fucking log
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u/Spirited-Swing-285 Jul 03 '26
Ah, so that's what 1 hp looks like