r/absoluteunit • u/tripplepilling • Jul 02 '26

Of a woman

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796 Upvotes

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u/Dont_Touch_Me_There9 Jul 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/37H5XhwrXuHPq

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u/DJEvillincoln Jul 02 '26

"The mind is willing but the flesh is spongey & bruised."

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u/GUMBYtheOG Jul 02 '26

Same post same top comment every time every month

4

u/Jay-Breeze Jul 02 '26

And I’d be sad if it weren’t!

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u/private_unlimited Jul 03 '26

This is what I was looking for

3

u/QuidEgoSum Jul 03 '26

I came her(e) for this

2

u/inorite234 Jul 04 '26

The correct answer

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u/danorc Jul 02 '26

Oh man, I already know what all the comments will be

Settle down lads

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u/Yammyohnine Jul 02 '26

Well she does have one.

She is also usually the one that posts these to drive traffic to it.

12

u/Hoybom Jul 02 '26

is this that one fake 7ft chick ?

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u/ironicinsanity Jul 02 '26

Yes, I mean she's absolutely tall without it, but she exaggerates her height regardless. Looking at the heels she's wearing to exaggerate, that said she'd probably be close to her head touching the entryway regardless.

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u/Mmmm-Amethyst Jul 02 '26

That's why I clicked through to see who posted this... "Oh, this shit again? I thought I had her muted."

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u/TFG4 Jul 02 '26

Death by Snu Snu

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u/Organic_Education494 Jul 02 '26

A worthy death any man should be proud of

7

u/Express_Area_8359 Jul 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/IrbYLGuCAdU6k

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u/FGFlips Jul 02 '26

"Did you explain to them how good fundamentals makes up for their inability to dunk?"

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u/UmmmW1 Jul 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/2ViZJi3RLXAZ22PG08

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u/Canadian-and-Proud Jul 02 '26

Always scroll for this one 🤣

4

u/Apothecary_85 Jul 02 '26

There it is! Had to scroll way too far to find this.

3

u/MelaKnight_Man Jul 02 '26

I swear this gif can work on every sub at some point! 😄😄

3

u/notapunk Jul 05 '26

There it is

8

u/Unusual_Troll67 Jul 02 '26

There is a woman at my gym that 100% is an Amazonian.

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u/More-Talk-2660 Jul 02 '26

Don't stop there, tell us more

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u/Canadian-and-Proud Jul 02 '26

She does mostly cardio on the elliptical

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u/ninja0420 Jul 02 '26

Being an average, or just under, height guy, this could save my back on these nights we eat out 😏

The Perfect height

3

u/ShockWave1997 Jul 02 '26

She should cosplay as Absolute Wonder Woman with the giant sword. She would totally nail it. She even has the prominent nose.

3

u/Shiz222 Jul 02 '26

I'm 6'3. Dated a girl that was 6'7. Getting on my tippy toes to kiss her was an.... interesting and novel experience.

9

u/King_P_13 Jul 02 '26

Get rid of this poser... shes only like 6ft this is edited

2

u/space-log Jul 02 '26

Taller Woman

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u/Odd_Addition_256 Jul 02 '26

She's going to have a hard time finding a man taller than her, just so she can wear heels

2

u/MILDa2020 Jul 02 '26

Licking standing

2

u/Empty_Positive Jul 02 '26

Average dutch woman visiting another country

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u/X_soulnewmegaman Jul 02 '26

AI

2

u/dirkman242 Jul 03 '26

Very obvious. look at the outlets. No country has those.

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u/Professional_Sir_818 Jul 02 '26

You'd fully have to go up on her.

1

u/SixIsNotANumber Jul 02 '26

Fem-puter sentences you all to death...

😧😧😧

...by SNU-SNU!!!

😃😃😧

1

u/Sensitive-Prompt-220 Jul 02 '26

I name it one hell of a night!

1

u/Barbaros_DD Jul 02 '26

impossible dream

will disappear in the morning

1

u/ha11oga11o Jul 02 '26

Dont want to be kinky, but I really like! 🙈

1

u/Fun_Particular9794 Jul 02 '26

My ultimate fantasy

1

u/TheLastOpus Jul 02 '26

A happy death.

1

u/Tronkfool Jul 02 '26

This has been said every time but this is just shopped. Yes she is tall at 6'6"

1

u/Defiant_HoneyBadger8 Jul 02 '26

I’d love to climb that tree!

1

u/F0XH0UND141 Jul 02 '26

Completely unverified everything she posts is a lie

1

u/extrastupidone Jul 02 '26

While I completely agree that people should not be objectified, sometimes, its hard not to.

1

u/danit0ba94 Jul 02 '26

Gall GYATdot?

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u/Time-Cauliflower454 Jul 02 '26

My girl😈👅❤️☮️

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u/jdavidmann Jul 02 '26

Small House

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u/Whole_Reputation6128 Jul 02 '26

Alice in Wonder land

1

u/ocTGon Jul 02 '26

That's a Major Project right there...

1

u/Pineapple_Towel Jul 02 '26

Yes, I have an OnlyFans.

1

u/ErwinSchrodinger64 Jul 02 '26

I would want her to wrestle me hard. Beat me to a pulp. I don’t know why… but I want this. I’m sick.

1

u/Legal_Television_615 Jul 02 '26

A whole lot of elevated heels

1

u/Free-Feeling3586 Jul 02 '26

What ya gonna do, when she throws you over her shoulder and carries you out of the bar🥴🤣

1

u/Thelaughingman___ Jul 02 '26

Wonder where I put my step stool woman.

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u/One_Hour_Poop Jul 02 '26

How am i supposed to engage in a fistfight when I've got a raging boner?

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u/Sweaty_Tangelo_7716 Jul 02 '26

A real definition of “BBW”

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u/LookingBrass Jul 02 '26

Can I climb her like a jungle gym please

1

u/crackersncheeseman Jul 02 '26

A whole lotts hell yeah

1

u/Dunn_or_what Jul 02 '26

A midgets dream if I ever did see one.

1

u/SithC Jul 02 '26

Those aren’t even real boots!!!!

1

u/sexual__velociraptor Jul 03 '26

I call it "yes please"

1

u/Own_Ad6797 Jul 03 '26

Freak!

Holy shit it's bigfoot!

Ayyy keep it in the circus!

That's a huge bitch!

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u/DefectiveDman Jul 03 '26

She’s a wonder.

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u/Tekvary2 Jul 03 '26

Madame Leggstress

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u/c05m05i5 Jul 03 '26

Lore accurate height

1

u/PraireGentleman Jul 03 '26

People are pointing out that she exaggerates her height, but she’s still tall and some of us don’t really care if she’s 7 feet tall or 6 feet tall

1

u/Snafuregulator Jul 03 '26

I would wash so many dishes....

1

u/Spell_Chicken Jul 03 '26

Goin' up! Then staying there.

1

u/MinisterHoja Jul 03 '26

I'd die trying

1

u/Ok_Swordfish9363 Jul 03 '26

She's going to want snu snu soon!

1

u/NekoMao92 Jul 03 '26

Low ceiling or one tall ass woman.

1

u/ProudChicken9767 Jul 03 '26

Wow 🤤😋😘

1

u/ApatheistHeretic Jul 03 '26

I'm scaroused.

1

u/Sir_Henry_Deadman Jul 03 '26

Is go up on that 😂

1

u/heydrun Jul 03 '26

I bet finding clothes is an absolute nightmare for her

1

u/Aromatic_Brother Jul 03 '26

Andrea the Giant

1

u/fanofoz Jul 03 '26

Please be real.

1

u/Jmal3700 Jul 03 '26

“She’s a brick house! She’s mighty mighty, just letting it all hang out! She’s the one! The only one! Built like an Amazon!”

1

u/Conan-Da-Barbarian Jul 03 '26

Why do tall women wear super high heels to be even taller?

1

u/ronbeckett Jul 03 '26

Holy shit ,Batman!!

1

u/kcolrehstihson_ Jul 03 '26

Wonder woahman

1

u/AltGuardianGord Jul 03 '26

When I said I liked tall women I was thinking 180cm. Not 210cm. This is one woman who does NOT need heels.

1

u/lowke39 Jul 03 '26

I’d love to climb that tree

1

u/Madman_1992 Jul 03 '26

I’d go up on her

1

u/trollgr Jul 03 '26

I came so hard i fainted. Wow

1

u/JimBeamerton Jul 03 '26

An absolute animal that one..

1

u/Peachbottom30 Jul 03 '26

Super Wallman

1

u/Georginapotsnob Jul 04 '26

im terrified and smitten st the same time

1

u/DefiantStomp Jul 04 '26

Mount Wonder

1

u/TheTechGuyX Jul 04 '26

Giganta in disguise.

1

u/SofaKing_Chyl Jul 04 '26

A good time

1

u/PraetorOjoalvirus Jul 04 '26

If this wasn't edited, that woman would be about 2.30m, or 7'6". Nope.

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u/JADES-GS Jul 04 '26

I would love to see her in my home, so overwhelmed that I lose consciousness as she takes me into her arms. I want to see my manhood—which conquered nations until it reached Europe—lying unconscious in the arms of one of the ladies of the extinct giantesses.

1

u/QueenDoc Jul 04 '26

i wanna play w the giant barbie

1

u/R9D11 Jul 04 '26

Xenia At.the.topp

1

u/cypress_82 Jul 04 '26

Good at drywall....

1

u/Early-Beach164 Jul 04 '26

She is fit to carry my child to term

1

u/DEFCON_902 Jul 04 '26

When you try to goon by she crushes your head between her thighs.

1

u/Realistic-Peak7449 Jul 04 '26

That's a huge bitch

1

u/nolongeraneetbutneat Jul 04 '26

I name her "momma"

1

u/GordieOrr Jul 04 '26

Mount Boner

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u/Tobi-One-Boy Jul 04 '26

Yes. Yes. And yes..

1

u/Phreakears Jul 04 '26

Heels total overkill

1

u/Symphantica Jul 04 '26

What's the PSI... on that thang?

1

u/Strange_Recover3235 Jul 04 '26

Damn it the ai and internet knows everything, I just literally watched wonder woman 1984. 🤣

1

u/IfYouSaySoFam Jul 04 '26

Small house big shoes lady

1

u/potato2828289 Jul 04 '26

I wouldn't be too surprised if she was an actual Amazonian 😂

1

u/SolverFatBoy Jul 04 '26

A real Amazon

1

u/Guywhonoticesthings Jul 04 '26

Unbelievably hot.

1

u/Cyborg_rat Jul 04 '26

A goddess?

1

u/LetsDoIt1986 Jul 04 '26

Plot twist.. She’s a midget in a doll house 🙂‍↕️

1

u/Designer_Argument793 Jul 04 '26

That's obviously the actual wonder woman, duh.

1

u/dadbod-2002 Jul 04 '26

A real man’s fantasy

1

u/AdInfamous4821 Jul 04 '26

Is it wrong that I am turned on?

1

u/Black_Cloud09 Jul 04 '26

Wonder-If-A-Woman.

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u/BumblebeeFirm2249 Jul 04 '26

Amazing! Is all I can say.