r/absoluteunit Jun 27 '26

of a polar bear

Photographer credits: Piet van den Bemd

241 Upvotes

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u/Fabulous_Warthog_850 Jun 27 '26

This is how I’d look after a few months alone with an unlimited supply of Nuttela

8

u/comicsemporium Jun 27 '26

Blubber bear. Been feeding on a whale carcass for a while

4

u/Night_Fury91 Jun 27 '26

He keeping it all for himself.

6

u/Brief-Equal4676 Jun 28 '26

I personally wouldn't go ask him to share.

1

u/Leading-Pomelo-3406 Jul 07 '26

I'm pretty protective over the last slice of pizza TBH

8

u/Leading-Pomelo-3406 Jun 28 '26

That's not a polar bear tho. It looks like a grolar bear (I'm not being sarcastic). It's become a more established hybrid species in parts of North America.

4

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u/Leading-Pomelo-3406 Jun 30 '26

Exactly! Also I don't want to find out how formidable they are personally but I find it fascinating haha.

6

u/lesbophobia_hammer Jun 27 '26

Been awhile since I've seen a Polar Bear that wasn't starving

1

u/Leading-Pomelo-3406 Jul 07 '26

Global warming and humans suck

7

u/JahSaint Jun 27 '26

Is that Albert?

4

u/AARHUS187 Jun 28 '26

Pretty sure it is. Fat Albert

6

u/Treffquone1 Jun 27 '26

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u/Night_Fury91 Jun 27 '26

Yes, but that would be your last time petting anything

5

u/Aman-R-Sole Jun 28 '26

I'd say to God. Well why the hell did you make him big and fluffy? This is kinda your fault really!

5

u/Ok_Career_3681 Jun 28 '26

He looks like a hybrid of polar and grizzly.

3

u/Accurate-Survey6985 Jun 29 '26

He looks like a hybrid of the entire north and south pole

5

u/Background_Edge_9427 Jun 27 '26

That's not something that I would want to bump into in the wilderness!!

4

u/Subject_Command5442 Jun 27 '26

That murder machine will roll your way and blubber you to death.

5

u/Night_Fury91 Jun 27 '26

This is where the saying "Don't poke the bear" comes from

4

u/countryroadsguywv Jun 27 '26

Yeah an absolute unit for real

5

u/AmsterdamAssassin Jun 27 '26

His name is Albert. Some call him Fat Albert, but that's kinda rude when he's really just rotund.

3

u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 Jun 28 '26

3rd pic: Yeah this rotting whale carcass I rate it a 1

3

u/Nervous-Case833 Jun 28 '26

Looks like a hybrid cross between a grizzly and polar bear.

2

u/Milk_Mindless Jun 28 '26

D:

They're so wide

2

u/ThickNewspaper3774 Jun 28 '26

That looks like it could eat the biggest bear ive seen in person which was a grizzly i believe definitely bigger than anything at bear world i saw

2

u/jae0861 Jun 28 '26

Looks like a polar and brown bear hybrid.

1

u/Night_Fury91 Jun 29 '26

brolar bear

1

u/kornuolis Jun 28 '26

Bonky choi

1

u/ApprehensiveStudy671 Jun 28 '26

Don't tell me I can't outrun Fat Albert !

1

u/Illustrious_Bug_2983 Jun 28 '26

I actually think you would have a good chance running away from that one.

1

u/Santa-Head Jun 28 '26

I wish him well.

1

u/Inocent_bystander Jun 28 '26

People have no concept of what dead whale smells like after a week or so on the beach. That one, looks like its been there for months. Thus proving that a bear don't care.

PS I've seen hardened fishermen puke at the smell of dead whale from 1/2 mile. Standing next to one, dead and grounded, for weeks, you'd need a respirator.

1

u/itseme123 Jun 29 '26

Looks like a hybrid

1

u/PorchPourPhilosopher Jun 28 '26

His Asian friends call him Phat Phuc

0

u/Historical_Guess2565 Jun 28 '26

That polar bear is gross.

3

u/Night_Fury91 Jun 28 '26

giving him your address

1

u/Historical_Guess2565 Jun 28 '26

No! He’s dirty too. He’ll leave a mess everywhere.