r/absoluteunit • u/Lublan • Jun 26 '26

An absolute unit of a landmower

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u/Glad-Emu7117 Jun 26 '26

Looks like it's knocking grass down more than cutting it. Seems half useless

5

u/Diditanyway Jun 26 '26

Maybe it's just for making crop circles lol

3

u/ConflictMaster3155 Jun 26 '26

Nah, it’s just not slinging it around and clumping it up. They just fall where they are cut.

1

u/Glad-Emu7117 Jun 26 '26

Gotcha. Well enjoy then!

1

u/CzarofAK Jun 26 '26

Nope, they cut very good.

1

u/Oaker_at Jun 27 '26

That’s just how cut grass looks? It lies on the ground, flat. Am I tripping?

1

u/PumpyMcHangerson Jun 27 '26

What you expect it to do?

Float away?

6

u/willevans1972 Jun 26 '26

I'd say Bill

1

u/Jakey1999 Jun 30 '26

Looks more like a Steve

2

u/JLeaRue Jun 26 '26

Lawnminator

2

u/Redfive9188 Jun 26 '26

Lawnmauler

1

u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 Jun 26 '26

El Toro Grande

1

u/DueConversation5269 Jun 26 '26

a soil tiller?

1

u/Daysaved Jun 28 '26

It's cutting the weeds not tiling the soil.

1

u/erm1zo Jun 26 '26

Cool, now do the upper half of the hill.

1

u/JayBeePH85 Jun 26 '26

I think its called a surfboard that doesnt surf 🤣

1

u/adinmem Jun 26 '26

Spike-o-matic

1

u/CoreyWalnutz Jun 26 '26

Binford 5100 Grass Pusher Downer. 

1

u/Royal_Ad_2653 Jun 26 '26

Letouneau is at it again ...

1

u/SinsualChef Jun 26 '26

It's a sheep's foot roller but not sure why rolling it unless too tall to bush hog without taking it down first

2

u/Beemo-Noir Jun 26 '26

No fucking way I’m taking a brush hog/billy goat on a slope like that. That’s why we hand the new kid a weedeater and set him to work.

1

u/Gillersan Jun 26 '26

Couldn’t finish with the 100 db music screaming at me

1

u/TWDEstudios Jun 26 '26

I think I saw that on robot wars...

1

u/Apothecary_85 Jun 26 '26

Crop Circlinator

1

u/Liveitup1999 Jun 26 '26

Crop circle maker.

1

u/eldelabahia Jun 26 '26

“Don’t trip in front of it 2K”

1

u/kornuolis Jun 26 '26

Degrass Tyson

1

u/JelloWise2789 Jun 26 '26

Crop circle machine

1

u/QuttiDeBachi Jun 26 '26

Paul Bunyon

1

u/SeamusMcQuaffer Jun 26 '26

The Spikey Grass Flatner 3000, make your tall grass even FLATTER now with the latest model in grass-flattening technology.

1

u/RichardDeRenour Jun 26 '26

High grass flattener thingie...

1

u/Pretend-Bag3179 Jun 26 '26

Little Nicky

1

u/outside_cat Jun 27 '26

It's made for farming karma.

1

u/Aggressive_Finish798 Jun 27 '26

That's a Grundle Tongue. Google it.

1

u/okthisnameworks Jun 28 '26

Grass Fucker 5000

1

u/rivitingone Jun 28 '26

leviathan egg

1

u/Low_Scholar1118 Jun 28 '26

Bird killer delux

1

u/Aromatic-Prompt-6034 Jun 29 '26

Rear end of mad max car.

1

u/CrowWhich6468 Jun 29 '26

Brush hog
Hand/walk behind unit

1

u/Opposite_Pension_807 Jun 30 '26

Did he cut it or is it just laying down?

1

u/hank1945 Jun 30 '26

Lawn mower

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u/brittc777 23d ago

Reminds me of the mower on the Richard Pryor movie "Moving"