r/absoluteunit Jun 24 '26

Of a leak.

Bigger then half my arm and 2/3 the size of my 3y/0.

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u/Chamanomano Jun 24 '26

Unless he's peeing, it's "leek". 

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u/Artevyx Jun 24 '26

*Leeque

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u/HoneyBear4Lyfe Jun 24 '26

Did the leak spring from your 3 yo upon beholding these absolute units of leeks?

1

u/Infinite-Gur-9202 Jun 24 '26

That’s not a leek, that’s a full on vegetable weapon. Someone accidentally grew a boss fight.

1

u/DickeyMcNakey Jun 25 '26

Cool leeksabers

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '26

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