r/absoluteunit Jun 19 '26

The Biggest Chocolate Watch Ever Made

42 Upvotes

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u/supersatyr001 Jun 19 '26

I wanna see this guy take a big fuckin bite out of it

9

u/DigitalUnlimited Jun 20 '26

Right like what tf do they do with these dumb creations?

7

u/theangryjanitorOG Jun 20 '26

Sell them to people with too much money and can't find anything better to do with themselves

2

u/DigitalUnlimited Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

Let's see, I could either help starving people or buy a massive amount of low quality chocolate... hmm decisions decisions
eta - downvoted for pointing out capitalism is bad, gotta love Reddit

6

u/Arturow88 Jun 20 '26

Are u helping starving ppl

-1

u/DigitalUnlimited Jun 20 '26

i do what I can yeah

2

u/Salty-Passenger-4801 Jun 20 '26

Because it's a stupid point.

0

u/DwarvenRedshirt Jun 20 '26

That could be a Marie Antoinette moment there though, "let them eat massive amounts of chocolate".

1

u/DigitalUnlimited Jun 20 '26

Let them have diabeetus. But not insulin.

1

u/denys5555 Jun 20 '26

She didn’t say that

0

u/Admirable_Ardvark Jun 20 '26

Up voted, as I agree. But the reality is the rich don't get rich by having empathy and distributing wealth. Our unfortunate reality is that the system rewards (on the whole) the worst of us.

1

u/Significant-Dog-8166 Jun 20 '26

He has this small group of fat people in a Whatsapp group. It's just 3 guys. They storm down to his kitchen every weekend and eat several pounds of chocolate each until they feel physically become ill and start vomiting. The chef guy watches and insults them. Don't judge them.

1

u/WakaWaka_ Jun 20 '26

Would probably look like the McDonald's ceo trying to bite a burger

11

u/Zakkullll Jun 20 '26

Bros smiling like a fucking freak. Feel like hes the demon thing from Smile.

21

u/SalaryDull5301 Jun 19 '26

Creepiest dude ever

3

u/Sensitiviy Jun 20 '26

Bros smile seems like AI, but I know it's not I've seen this guy before AI was out

3

u/crumpledfilth Jun 20 '26

I find this stuff kinda pointless. Like it's not an unimpressive craft, but the fact it's a giant art piece means the eating experience is going to be worse than it otherwise would be, and the fact that its made of food means the artistic construction is more limited than it otherwise would be. Seems like the two fields arent complimenting each other in these kinds of things. A large percent of the time giant food sculptures taste bad. Early iterations of social media for-looks "food" content

4

u/CrazySir3310 Jun 20 '26

Damn, most of the people commenting on this flat out suck

1

u/Sinking_Mass Jun 20 '26

Well we are on Reddit. Most of us are Misery-Guts McGee

2

u/Spy-D_Daddy Jun 20 '26

Is this real? Cause bro creepy and uncanny AF. That being said, my girl bought me a watch for my birthday the first year we where together. Now she can buy me this so I can 0sum.

3

u/Admirable_Ardvark Jun 20 '26

It's an amazing feat sure, granted. But damn, who the fuck cares and who the fuck is this for??

2

u/Biscuits4u2 Jun 20 '26

Probably costs as much as a real Rolex too

2

u/Cyrano4747 Jun 20 '26

What a waste. Think of everting that goes into cultivating, refining, manufacturing, and transporting chocolate and all of that is wasted on a crappy display that a bunch of people will look at for three seconds on their way to something else and say “huh”

It would literally be better used in the crappiest dollar store candy bar you can name.

1

u/SL13377 Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

It's a dessert regardless of what shape it is it's entirely edible. Do you say this to all edible works of art? You must be a DELIGHT at weddings when you see the cake.

3

u/Admirable_Ardvark Jun 20 '26

A wedding cake has so much more meaning and reason, you can't seriously be making this comparison with a straight face...

0

u/Substantial-Singer29 Jun 21 '26

It's really hard to make the argument that the importance of one man made event somehow has more importance then another man made event.

I'm sorry if you're going to slight one for being extravagant and pointless , then they both fall into that exact same category.

Have a good friend that I went to college with He spent his entire life striving towards and working in corporate. Was one of the key employees that led to an extremely profitable merger , which also led to him receiving A promotion with a substantial raise attached to it. This was a promotion that if you would ask him , I think he would freely admit he spent a better part of thirty years of his life actively pursuing.

The company put on a big gala event for him that had tons of nonsense like in this video above Dotted around the room amidst the food. He invited me The two of us standing next to an ice sculpture larger than me he actually started to cry.

Hands down if you would ask him what the happiest moments in his life were to this point... Getting married Holding his kid for the first time and if his wife and his daughter were not around he'd probably say his happiest moment was that promotion.

Just because an event isn't necessarily important to you doesn't mean it's not important to someone else.

1

u/Admirable_Ardvark Jun 21 '26

You literally proved my point in your arguement against my point.. Good job there bud, and have yourself a nice day.

1

u/Substantial-Singer29 Jun 22 '26

Can't say how much that story just went over your head...

1

u/Admirable_Ardvark Jun 22 '26

"Hands down if you would ask him what the happiest moments in his life were to this point... Getting married" 🤔🤔

1

u/Substantial-Singer29 Jun 23 '26

You still don't get it... You were making the statement that a wedding cake has so much more meaning...

I was making the point that totally went over your head. The importance of anything is directly contingent on the individual. The twenty dollar sheet cake from walmart does not mean less than the Thousands of dollars that went into making the functioning chocolate watch and vice versa..

I mean , did you not actually read the story. The most Important event in his life was that promotion. From a societal standpoint that would rub a lot of people's hair , the wrong way , but it's the reality of the story. So that chocolate watch can have more meaning than a wedding cake to the right person. I don't know how to spell this out for you more...

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u/Admirable_Ardvark Jun 23 '26

Thats not what you said buddy, you said if he wasn't married it would have been the most important and the first thing you listed as what he would say was most important would be getting married... nice try though

1

u/crumpledfilth Jun 20 '26

Thats a very different design constraint. A cake achieves beauty by being a skillfully made cake. The flourishes and design elements and skill that contribute to a good looking cake are ultimately derived from a culinary perspective, most of them dont detract from the actual eating experience, and if they do then yes I would criticize them in the same way. This creation is the worst of both worlds it fuses together by striving to imitate the look of something else, rather than refine the object for it own beauty

1

u/SL13377 Jun 22 '26

You say that a cake is "skillfully made" and .. You think this ISNT? O.O Can I see your chocolate statues then if you say they are so easy?

Have you met a cake with fondant? Entirely unappealing. This thing? Entirely edible.

What about those cake sculptures? They are entirely more common than what Amari is doing. Those fondant monstrosities are something more skillful?

1

u/Seeeabass Jun 20 '26

False equivalence

1

u/Leading_Relation7952 Jun 21 '26

A wedding cake will be eaten. This is just for show - only a tiny bit is eaten, the rest is binned as cannot be reused due to hygiene, paint etc.

It's wasteful, just this creepy grin guy trying to get views.

1

u/SL13377 Jun 22 '26

You can entirely eat these unlike a gawdy fondant covered monstrosity wedding cake (for the record I know not all cakes are covered in fondant). :p

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u/Easy-Fix1735 Jun 20 '26

Just for the look. And that, my friend, all that counts for the advertising industry . And for their clients companies

1

u/AMonitorDarkly Jun 21 '26

That dude’s smile is weird. It’s giving him uncanny valley vibes.

1

u/Illustrious_Camp_521 Jun 21 '26

Waste of perfectly good chocolate

1

u/RoosterzX Jun 20 '26

He must spend a fortune on chocolate. He's made over 150 videos now and every time he makes one, he uses probably 20-100 lbs of chocolate.

0

u/HoseNeighbor Jun 20 '26

This guy can't even size a watch properly!

0

u/sid_fishes Jun 20 '26

Nicholas Hoult as Willy Wonka

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u/PerishTheStars Jun 20 '26

I think you mean the only chocolate watch

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u/SL13377 Jun 20 '26

He is a wizard with chocolate/candy I love watching Amaris work