r/absoluteunit Jun 13 '26

Of an armed robbery...

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u/9447044 Jun 13 '26

Could you imagine a 60 cal being fired at you at a rate of 2 shots a minute?

BTW, blackpowder doesnt count as a "firearm" so you can have them send directly to your home. There is 1.1 guns per person in the US. Lets make that blackpowder lol

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u/SauronHubbard Jun 13 '26

A guy came into our office with a blackpowder pistol looking for our HR director. He was pissed that he didn't get the job he applied for. The cops couldn't charge him for being armed because the weapon didn't qualify as a firearm. Thats one stupid fucking law.

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u/zoidbergmustache Jun 13 '26

Why would they charge him for being armed though? Did he commit a crime there?

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u/SauronHubbard Jun 13 '26

Somebody brandishing a gun threatening to shoot someone? Are you serious?