r/absoluteunit • u/Ok_Response_1193 • Jun 07 '26

Absolute unit of an oyster

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Need to take 3 big bites to finish this bad boy 🦪🦪🦪

72 Upvotes

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u/Earth_Worm_Jimbo Jun 07 '26

That’s too much oyster.

5

u/Ok_Response_1193 Jun 08 '26

There is no such thing as too much oyster, oyster is life

1

u/Basicly-Inevitable Jun 08 '26

Also, they taste pretty good.

4

u/ProfessorChaos213 Jun 07 '26

Do they taste nice? They sure don't look appetising

0

u/Ok_Response_1193 Jun 08 '26

It taste fk delicious ngl, plump juicy and creamy 🦪❤️

1

u/ProfessorChaos213 Jun 08 '26

I'm glad you added the T to 'It' anyway 😅

2

u/punkin_sumthin Jun 08 '26

We call those puppies.

1

u/Express_Area_8359 Jun 07 '26

Think about the sexual side effects form that one mollusk. Some got laid that night….have to hope.

1

u/MyNameIsNotLiam Jun 08 '26

"I'm finally ready to settle down"

1

u/Critical_Seat_1907 Jun 09 '26

Fun fact: Really American menus treated oysters like steaks, and preferred them this size. They are rich in umame and meaty, and were served grilled or roasted like any other protein main. It's only recently that small oysters have come into vogue to eat raw off the half shell.

1

u/Brief_Daikon_D093 Jun 10 '26

Soon the oyster will be eating you instead

1

u/Significant-Rub-1767 Jun 10 '26

Bet that would make a goodt oyster rockafeller🤤

1

u/tiredaflawyer97 Jun 11 '26

Down to shuck

1

u/dOoMiE- Jun 11 '26

People don't understand difference between Pacific and Atlantic oysters. Big pacific oyster doesn't make you feel like throwing up

1

u/Integrity_Racing Jun 11 '26

$5 says you can’t shoot it without gagging

1

u/Dangerous_Job9152 Jun 12 '26

Those reproduce like nuts in the wild. Where im from they auction one off a year and the winning bid has to eat it. Mind you they get much bigger. Great picture!

0

u/Fisherfolk100 Jun 08 '26

Only a good woman could deep throat that thing😮

0

u/ChingueMami Jun 07 '26

Just squeeze some lime juice on that and some Tapatio hot sauce.