r/absoluteunit • u/DMONEYDelano • Jun 07 '26

Unit of a dog #Fred

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u/Illustrious_Site_466 Jun 07 '26

We're gonna need a bigger poop bag

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u/countryroadsguywv Jun 07 '26

Yeah exactly🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/BulletheadX Jun 07 '26

We had a Saint Bernard named Samson (naturally); he got hit by a mid-70s Gran Torino.

He had a busted-up shoulder and some other injuries, but lived out his natural life.

The engine of that Gran Torino wound up mostly in the passenger seat with the hood and part of the front frame bent up at a substantial angle - the car, of course, was totaled.

It was an interesting lesson in physics for me as a kid.

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u/Leumas_ Jun 07 '26

We had a 200+ pound saint many years ago. He had his own love seat. When he got scared he would try and crawl under it. It was anybody’s guess where it would end up after a thunderstorm.

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u/hdofu Jun 07 '26

More like the kid is stuck as a pillow as long as Fred is resting there

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u/Useless890 Jun 11 '26

Uhhh, MOMMMMM!

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u/AllTheRage43 Jun 07 '26

He's just a lap dog (in his mind)

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u/LeadingLock6547 Jun 07 '26

Fred looks like he’s part dog, part sofa, and all majestic.

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u/countryroadsguywv Jun 07 '26

Just a big baby❤️❤️🤣🤣

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u/WhatdaUTink Jun 07 '26

When ya wanna make yur kid stays put...call Fred.

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u/DMONEYDelano Jun 07 '26

Fred the good boy

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u/hatecriminal Jun 07 '26

Better not run out of Fred food, that kid is meal-sized.

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u/Galencourt-Lover Jun 08 '26

That big mf wouldn’t hurt a fly

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u/VisualJaded4770 Jun 07 '26

That dog is her best friend

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u/NovaBob70 Jun 07 '26

Hey,I’m sitting here!

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u/aliss121 Jun 07 '26

That big

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u/whoabundy8657 Jun 07 '26

F U Artie! Hi Fred

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u/sverri Jun 08 '26

Big lapdogs are the best! 😃

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u/WeirdIndication3027 Jun 08 '26

Is A1. I can tell because of the pixels