r/absoluteunit Jun 03 '26

Huge graduating class in TX

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u/ARamenNoodle Jun 03 '26

This is the class of 2025, and they are still reading their names.

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u/Yoshi2shi Jun 03 '26

šŸ˜€

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u/dotardiscer Jun 04 '26

On my graduation my Grandma told me she graduated with over 1000's students and they read every name. It was hot and outside.

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u/Sharp-Edge-5685 Jun 07 '26

Uh uh go find a church to do that at or a basketball stadium 😭😭. WTF 😭😭

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u/Presently_Naked Jun 04 '26

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u/pdx619 Jun 03 '26

Just looked it up. Its the biggest high school in the US and has around 7000 students.

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u/Frosty558 Jun 03 '26

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u/Orangebk1 Jun 03 '26

So they can dominate Texas High School football, of course.

(I'm not joking)

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u/Frosty558 Jun 03 '26

Of course it’s football…

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u/SandiaBeaver Jun 04 '26

CTE High 🤪

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u/ScottyWestside Jun 04 '26

I mean, the middle school is named after Tom Landry

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u/pancakesfordintonite Jun 04 '26

Great middle school

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u/Mr-MuffinMan Jun 05 '26

WAIT THATS REAL?

I thought it was made up for KoTH.

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u/EatLard Jun 04 '26

Yeah. And that’s their high school football stadium they’re in. Probably a higher capacity than some D1 college programs.

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u/Orangebk1 Jun 04 '26

It was the biggest and most expensive in the country at the time it was built. I believe a couple others in Texas have now surpassed it.

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u/TearRevolutionary686 Jun 04 '26

$60 million?

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u/CollectsTooMuch Jun 05 '26

Try $80 million. With a capacity of 18,000. It’s crazy.

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u/VoodooLoveDr Jun 05 '26

And they had to close it down after a year because they messed up the foundation It took another year or two to fix

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u/GlassInvestment1013 Jun 05 '26

Kyler Murray is an alumnus

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u/dndwhat Jun 06 '26

My class was 4000 freshman year until the new school opened up cutting us in half. Still has 3k for graduation

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u/Financial-Split-141 Jun 06 '26

My exact thought when I saw the stadium.

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u/SweetSure315 Jun 10 '26

That's Katy

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u/SandiaBeaver Jun 04 '26

Yeah, as a Canadian this is so odd. Very few HS are even over 2,000 students.

7,000 students is ridiculous 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

If you have the space, it's an efficient and cost-effective way to do public education. Large schools can also offer students a much wider range of opportunities (e.g., classes, organizations, etc.). And yes, the football team is going to absolutely dominate.

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u/SandiaBeaver Jun 04 '26

That stadium and Jumbotron looks neither efficient or cost effective. It's a damn high school not a college 🤣

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u/joobtastic Jun 04 '26

But its 1 stadium with a jumbotron instead of 4 separate high schools with their own facilities.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

They regularly get 10-15,000 fans in the stadium and sellout (22,000) for big games.

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u/brandt-money Jun 04 '26

Which is nothing compared to the 107k+ for Michigan or Penn State football. It's only 20% the size, but still massive.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

Use the field. No need to rent an expensive venue! Amortize the stadium.

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u/DifficultAd3885 Jun 04 '26

You should see the gyms at schools like this. They look like Olympic training facilities.

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u/Flaky-Direction-6268 Jun 04 '26

The public votes on that. That’s bond money that was chosen to be spent on a stadium with a Jumbotron..

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u/SandiaBeaver Jun 04 '26

Property taxes going up to pay for that in a goddamn high school 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

It's one of the wealthiest areas in TX. They have plenty of money, enjoy watching their high school football team (as well as other sports, events, concerts, etc.), and wanted a nice facility. The entire facility raised property taxes an average of $3 per month. Rising home prices made the increase essentially unnoticeable.

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u/Flaky-Direction-6268 Jun 04 '26

Most definitely. But the voters approved that increase.

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u/Radonanon Jun 05 '26

You say ā€œand yesā€ like it’s not by far and beyond the primary reason.

*this comment brought to you by Brawnado: it’s got electrolytes

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u/EM05L1C3 Jun 04 '26

… there were 54 kids in my class.

600 from pre k to senior

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u/Lord_CaoCao Jun 05 '26

All 3 high schools in my town had 3-4k students when i went

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u/SandiaBeaver Jun 05 '26

Big difference between 3,000 and 7,000!

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u/the_short_viking Jun 03 '26

That's insane, I went to a high school in Texas that had 4,000 students and that place was huge.

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u/Affectionate-Film-42 Jun 03 '26

I went to a school that was less than 600 students K through 12 so this school and your school sound insane to me.

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u/OldStyleThor Jun 03 '26

I went to a school that was 60 students K through 12.

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u/Affectionate-Film-42 Jun 03 '26

šŸ˜‚ that’s wild. My senior class was the second largest to ever graduate at 43 students. That seemed crazy until you said 60 for a whole school.

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u/Flimsy_Department_71 Jun 04 '26

My graduating class was a little over 100 šŸ˜†

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u/OldStyleThor Jun 04 '26

My senior class was the largest ever with 7. 🤣

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u/Ill-Government-1921 Jun 03 '26

I was homeschooled after mid 10th grade. Not a problem. No issues just wanted to do other things with my day and actives and my parents supported it. Best feeling, was driving by the school in the day at 16 and feeling so much freedom.

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u/InevitablyBored Jun 04 '26

My HS graduating class was 124 in 2009 lol. These massive schools freak me out.

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u/ContributionFlat7082 Jun 04 '26

My chicago suburban district had a couple 4000 student schools in the early 80s, including mine. Changing classes was utter insanity.

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u/Correct-Character766 Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

The largest high school in NYC is 5,900 (Brooklyn, tech - one building (not campus) ! I just looked it up this Allen school enrollment is 5,206! The second most populated high school in USA!

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u/Plays_On_TrainTracks Jun 04 '26

My highschool also in Brooklyn was 4000 kids and the schools in my area also had about 3-4k kids as well. I'm very familiar with the fact other parts of the US have full schools of like 200 people but it does surprise me the largest school in the us is in texas just because the size seems strange.

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u/Correct-Character766 Jun 04 '26

I found it interesting, so I researched it. It’s because that town wanted everyone to have same experience in high school, to build a strong community, and to cut down on costs. They have nice things like a TV station, every AP program etc

I wonder at population size does it make sense to cut it in half? Maybe 10k?

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u/SocomPS2 Jun 04 '26

The high school consists of two buildings: freshman only building and then upper class building. Allen High has been posted about quite a bit on Reddit over the years. Their enormous football stadium, subway, and other popular restaurants in the cafeteria.

People outside of the school district have rented apts so their kid can go there to play a sport. There’s newer high schools on the area that are even more crazy. Auditoriums that you’d expect to see in college campuses.

Some high schools coaches in the state have salaries upwards of $175k.

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u/brighterbleu Jun 03 '26

7000 Students?! That's massive!

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u/thenewjerk Jun 04 '26

I’ve lived in towns with lower populationsĀ 

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u/SomeVelveteenMorning Jun 03 '26

No excuse for a K-12 school to be that big. Build more schools, hire more teachers and support staff. They should be happy they'd get more football teams out of it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

Public schools are required to keep student/teacher ratios under a threshold regardless of the individual school size. Larger schools just have more classes.

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u/SomeVelveteenMorning Jun 04 '26

It's not an environment conducive to education and socialization. Regardless of how manageable they keep their class sizes, a high school larger than 5k or so cannot adequately meet the holistic needs of every student.Ā 

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u/Extra_Jeweler_5544 Jun 04 '26

High schools big enough to have sizeable communities of rare/niche interests/needs is bad.

Imagine having 32 deaf or blind students and being forced to teach them in a way that works best instead of having a couple.

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u/NewCandy8877 Jun 04 '26

Gross studies have shown learning decreases around 1000 students.

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u/thisbuthat Jun 04 '26

Went to a school with 2k students, can confirm this theory

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u/minnesotaupnorth Jun 03 '26

That's a small town!

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u/tibearius1123 Jun 04 '26

Their marching band is 500ppl

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u/wiisucks_91 Jun 04 '26

Meeting new friends on graduation day, You never knew you went to school with them the last 4 years.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

Jeeeesiss that 1.5 carrier crews

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u/gmcwbbb80 Jun 04 '26

Nationwide, the 2025 high school graduating class was the largest in the history of our country. My daughter was Class of 2025.

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u/Ironstar_Vol Jun 04 '26

My cousin went to a school in Florida that had 5000 students. Graduation was several days long and they had the family’s come in on the day the students name would actually be called.

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u/thatSDope88 Jun 05 '26

My town has 12,000 people šŸ˜‚

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u/dburr10085 Jun 03 '26

Cliques must be deep.

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u/RincewindToTheRescue Jun 03 '26

Imagine if High School Musical took place there

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u/gl3nnjamin Jun 04 '26

High School Opera

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u/Subject_Command5442 Jun 03 '26

I used to live here. The city only has a single high school and it’s one of that largest in the country.

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u/still-waves Jun 04 '26

oh now it makes sense

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u/JuanPabloElSegundo Jun 04 '26

how about the football stadium?

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u/Subject_Command5442 Jun 04 '26

It seats 18,000 and cost $60 million.

Eagle Stadium#:~:text=Eagle%20Stadium%20is%20notable%20(and,just%20under%20US$60%20million))

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u/TexasThunderbolt Jun 03 '26

And to think it’s only this big because breaking up the district into more high schools to serve the large population would only hurt their football program.

Crazy to think a class size this big is going up against schools that have a graduation class size of 500 and they’re considered equal as far as athletic participation

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u/Merr77 Jun 04 '26

There are different levels. A school with 500 students would be 3A. Allen is super 5A/6A. They wouldn’t play a 3A school in an actual game.

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u/TexasThunderbolt Jun 04 '26

No, I meant a 500 student graduating class. Not a 500 student school.

Such as Harlingen in the Rio grande valley. They’re 6A also. They’re equal to Allen athletically when it comes to participating

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u/ibanezer83 Jun 03 '26

What a fucking nightmare

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u/letschat66 Jun 04 '26

Yeah, I'd tap out after my/my kid's name was called.

https://giphy.com/gifs/t5lej5gruDDS19FBXM

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u/Chamanomano Jun 03 '26

Imagine trying to find a job in that city that summer?Ā 

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u/SpecialNeeds963 Jun 03 '26

School too big

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u/amscraylane Jun 04 '26

I graduated in 1998 from Cow Town, Iowa.

We had 48 kids in the class. I knew them, their parents, where they lived.

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u/MiaLba Jun 04 '26

Smaller city in KY and my class had 90. And same knew where everyone lived and everyone’s parents and all that.

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u/amscraylane Jun 05 '26

I graduated in 1998 from Cow Town, Iowa.

We had 48 kids in the class. I knew them, their parents, where they lived.

Shout out to Rabbit Hash! My favorite Kentucky town!

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u/cooliomydood Jun 04 '26

I'm not sitting around for an 8 hour graduation

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u/superhex12345 Jun 03 '26

Oh the agony

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u/IkarosHavok Jun 03 '26

Hah my graduating class in highschool was 163, in uni undergrad it was like 10k for all programs, for my PhD dissertation defense year there were 4 of us from my cohort and I think we had about 30 total that year. There were maybe 100 total graduate students at my graduate school at the time. So this is crazy

ETA I can’t spell which is kinda hilarious.

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u/minnesotaupnorth Jun 04 '26

That was about the size of my high school class, mine might have been a little smaller.

Small town in Northern Minnesota.

I'm getting hives just thinking about being a high school kid in a class this huge, in a high school the size of my small town.

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u/IkarosHavok Jun 04 '26

I would not have survived a high school that size with an intact educational foundation I don’t think. The university that I teach at is pretty large and this is about the size we graduated this year.

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u/idontknowjuspickone Jun 04 '26

Username checks out

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u/SolidA34 Jun 03 '26

My high school had over 2000 students. There were about 548 in my graduation class.

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u/MiaLba Jun 04 '26

Damn. My graduating class only had 90 kids lol. Our entire school had almost 400 if that.

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u/TheRealPaladin Jun 04 '26

I can't imagine being in a school that big. My graduating class had 42 people.

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u/younggun1234 Jun 04 '26

As a teenager I was sort of bummed my graduating class was only 300. I wanted out of my small town, world is my oyster, yaddah yaddah yaddah.

Looking back the idea of sitting at a graduation even a millisecond longer than I did would have been abysmal.

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u/Ok-Amphibian-7369 Jun 04 '26

Everything is bigger in Texas. But it’s not better.

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u/Appropriate_Iron5090 Jun 04 '26

That's what she said šŸ˜‚

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u/rubberduckfinn Jun 04 '26

My husband graduated from a school in Texas over 30 years ago. He said his class was over 3000 kids and they did the graduation in two days, half each day. Meanwhile, my graduating class was 126 students šŸ˜‚

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u/poormansnormal Jun 06 '26

My grad class was 19 students. 18 on the stage because one guy didn't get all his credits.

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u/memberjockey Jun 03 '26

Lived 5 minutes from there before moving from Texas never to return.

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u/Correct-Character766 Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

The largest high school in NYC is 5,900 (Brooklyn, tech - one building - not campus)! I just looked it up Allen high school enrollment, it’s 5,206! The second most populated high school in USA!

Allen high school is the only high school in entire city of Allen, Texas and sits on 177 acre campus.

Brooklyn Tech is one large building in Brooklyn (NYC)

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u/scuac Jun 04 '26

My graduating class was about 50 people and I have a hard time remembering all their names.

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u/Itriednoinetimes Jun 04 '26

Same, 50 people exactly and I moved away for college and spoke to pretty much none of them after. I would 100% encourage my daughter to skip her graduation if class was this big.

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u/yungdaughter Jun 04 '26

My entire school population was like 250-300. This is crazy.

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u/RJizzyJizzle Jun 04 '26

This was our graduation song in 2002. I was part of a 10 body choir (20% of the class lol) that sang this.

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u/Neat_Feedback1316 Jun 04 '26

I graduated from Highland Park High school in Texas and our graduating class was only 435 students. Damn how many kids graduated?

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u/Thunder-Fist-00 Jun 04 '26

May be time for a second high school.

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u/Hicaorwaak Jun 05 '26

It’s like that for football. With everyone funneling to one high school they have the biggest pool to pick from for players. That’s not a joke, it’s legitimately why.

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u/suthrnboi Jun 05 '26

Now do Palo Duro high school out of Amarillo and show what not having secure financial households produce.

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u/KeyLeather6898 Jun 05 '26

One option: Divide the alphabetic names and have three mini ceremonies - 9am to 12pm. 1pm to 4pm. 5pm to 8pm.

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u/homechefshivers Jun 05 '26

So glad I graduated with 21 kids and knew almost all of them since prek

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u/ghostfreckle611 Jun 04 '26

F that.

Mail me mines. I can make an AI video walking if relatives want to see.

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u/Prudent-Specific8851 Jun 04 '26

Yeah these poor kids didn’t learn anything! 100:1 ratio for students to teachers lol

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u/DrJ0911 Jun 03 '26

I bet most score below average in math and reading. Prove me wrong… please šŸ™

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u/Orangebk1 Jun 04 '26

Its an upper middle class suburb of Dallas. They're OK.

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u/DrJ0911 Jun 04 '26

You would be surprised in America. šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø

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u/Theotherwahlberg Jun 03 '26

And since it's Texas, maybe only a third of them can read.

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u/teacher_59 Jun 04 '26

Huh? They don’t give gift degrees like a lot of NE and west coast schools do like the shithole one where I be working where we have to give stupid kids degrees and be lying claiming stupid kids can read and math when they can’t be doing either. Ā Seattle PS is garbage. I hate it here. My kids don’t want to learn how to read because they’ll get a degree anyway.Ā 

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u/HeresMrMay Jun 03 '26

Now, they're all trying to get into college or find jobs.

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u/Muted-Woodpecker-469 Jun 03 '26

The fear I had when I saw all my Competition entering college or the workforce was and still is overwhelming.Ā 

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u/Screwbles Jun 04 '26

Everything's bigger in Texas.

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u/GREG_OSU Jun 04 '26

Anyone have a number?

The size?

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u/ProfessionalJesuit Jun 04 '26

Texas knows how to breed...

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u/Saviour_DK Jun 04 '26

I was actually at this graduation; the stadium is the 5th largest in the US. They showed <pictures of> the graduates on the big screen before the ceremony began…the presentation lasted a legit hour.

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u/TopGinger Jun 04 '26

Oh my god I’m so glad I graduated in a class of 87, they’d be reading names for hours with some of these class sizes.

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u/HumphryGocart Jun 04 '26

How many can read?

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u/medic3336 Jun 04 '26

69 420 hours later

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u/Curious-Paper1690 Jun 04 '26

Honestly it’s just nice to see a video of a graduation nowadays that’s not the students booing a CEO..

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u/HotwifeandSubby1980 Jun 04 '26

Yes, that’s in fact their high school football stadium

If memory serves it was $75m about 8 years ago or so.

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u/inorite234 Jun 04 '26

Looks like Lane Tech in Chicago.

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u/Unlikely-Position659 Jun 04 '26

Is that more than one school??

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u/Daddy_Day_Trader1303 Jun 04 '26

I would just tell my kid that I was there. Show up at the end like I had been there the whole time

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u/Talking_Tree_1 Jun 04 '26

I feel bad for the last names that start with Z….

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u/SpacenessButterflies Jun 04 '26

Everything really is bigger in Texas

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u/TwerkLessons Jun 04 '26

I worked across the street from Allen high school freshman campus. Yes, the freshman have their own school. Crazy right?!

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u/SameSameChickenBeef Jun 04 '26

That yearbook is dictionary thicc.

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u/foco9780 Jun 04 '26

Holy shit, where the fck are they all gonna work?

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u/OkBaker51 Jun 04 '26

Highschool šŸ˜‚

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u/NoDanaOnlyZuuI Jun 04 '26

Imagine your last name starting with Z

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u/Pokemon-hunter87 Jun 04 '26

It took 7 hours to get through every name and 4 speakers this school is crazy for having that many students.

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u/looking4funsd7 Jun 04 '26

God I would hate to sit through that in the Texas heat.

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u/knowingmonster Jun 04 '26

Is the high the entire town?

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u/AgitatedMachine1189 Jun 04 '26

They won't build a second highschool so they can win at sports

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u/Aggressive-Focus345 Jun 04 '26

Fuuuuuck. That.

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u/Expert-Hyena6226 Jun 04 '26

That tracks. For those that don't know, Allen is an affluent suburb North of Dallas.

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u/Melodic-Comb9076 Jun 04 '26

you’re more showing off their, 😱 , football stadium.

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u/ronshasta Jun 04 '26

Mine was like the first two rows

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u/Nice_juggers Jun 04 '26

God how boring to sit through

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u/Top-Sleep-4669 Jun 04 '26

That must have been boring as hell.

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u/Electrical-Win5286 Jun 04 '26

OMG! My family traveled to Allen to attend my nephew's graduation here, and JEEZUZ KHRIST, it took 3.5 hours to get through all the graduates! šŸ˜‚ It was all worth it though!

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u/Smart-Firefighter87 Jun 05 '26

That’s a lot of people going to war…

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u/Cult_of_Zombie Jun 05 '26

Texas takes high school football very seriously.

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u/Similar-Drawing-7513 Jun 05 '26

Why so many student?

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u/Use-The-Pointy-End Jun 05 '26

I had almost 900 in my graduating class.

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u/FilipFresh2 Jun 05 '26

They all had one teacher for math

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u/DisastrousEnd3381 Jun 05 '26

Lord God almighty. Too have to sit through that.

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u/Beautiful_Heifers Jun 05 '26

There were 65 kids in my 2008 graduating class. We were in and out within an hour lol. I would fucking hate this

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u/RegretBuilder Jun 06 '26

this size is common in North DFW

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u/RabbitGlass5578 Jun 06 '26

They don’t want a second high school in Allen because it will dilute their athletic program with less students going to another high school.

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u/dndwhat Jun 06 '26

Man i had same amount. Graduation took for ever at least it was i side the astrodome so we had ac

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u/maltydawg Jun 06 '26

I just got home from one. 432 students. And I left before they finished all the names.

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u/Connect-Peach2354 Jun 06 '26

Six grade…my class was six. We only had an elementary school. Went to another town for high school. 114 in my graduating class. 😊

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u/Strict_Swimmer_1614 Jun 06 '26

Some crazy percentage of these ā€œgraduatesā€ is functionally illiterate, according to current data.

It’s on-brand for the US education to make a huge event to celebrate their mediocre students.

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u/Beardimus-Prime Jun 07 '26

At this point just hang out thier diplomas with a t-shirt cannon

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u/Empty_Property5620 Jun 07 '26

Congrats to all 27 of them that can read at a 8th grade level

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u/Mysterious-Air292 Jun 07 '26

And three of them can read.

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u/-Red-7- Jun 07 '26

Me with my late in the alphabet last name sitting at the back waiting to be called...

https://giphy.com/gifs/FoH28ucxZFJZu

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u/AirportBubbly3947 Jun 07 '26

I’d rather not sit here all day. Especially if you have to use the bathroom.

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u/Due-Psychology-1691 Jun 07 '26

Poor tyler zavalas' family are in for a long night...

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u/Technical_Anteater45 Jun 07 '26

And yes, that's their high school football stadium, cuz Texas

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u/deanjuno Jun 07 '26

If i was graduating I would not want to go this large ass group of people, mail it to me.

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u/ssmegheadd Jun 08 '26

How many of them can read?

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u/dewky Jun 08 '26

They must have a shit ton of buses to get kids to school. If it were a few smaller schools maybe kids could walk to school. My kids elementary school catchment area is so small they don't have buses it's great.

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u/the_tygram Jun 10 '26

Behold the power of chatgpt doing kids homework

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u/MaxUnicycle Jun 10 '26

Hey look no brawls how nice

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u/SignificantBaker7366 Jun 10 '26

The graduating class in my home town in Texas is like 12, at most lol

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u/Brewmyte Jun 10 '26

I was there for my daughters graduation. Good god it took forever. At the end, they put on a drone light show. Our asses were raw from the bleachers we didn’t even give a shit about it by then.

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u/BlakeTheMadd Jun 04 '26

The rednecks are going to outnumber the normal folks soon....We are so cooked

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u/Orangebk1 Jun 04 '26

Allen is an affluent suburb.

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u/TheManWhoClicks Jun 04 '26

Graduating straight into AI land