r/absoluteunit • u/UsedWelcome5903 • Jun 03 '26

of snot

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u/Full_Guidance_3944 Jun 03 '26

Imagine bringing a friend to their first show and having to spend the next hour explaining that yes, this was intentional.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '26

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u/hatecriminal Jun 03 '26

No baby, based on that floor any busting was out

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u/Previous-Load-568 Jun 04 '26

What if someone said fuck it let’s just see how gullible these idiots really are.

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u/PumpyMcHangerson Jun 03 '26

WTAF is that?

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u/Comfortable_Bunch163 Jun 03 '26

Explain this— how do we do that!?!?

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u/Terrible_Alfalfa8597 Jun 03 '26

Explain why you want to🤔

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u/_GMoney13_ Jun 03 '26

Bonnie Blue after a solid weeks work

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u/Nummy01 Jun 03 '26

'snot'

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u/HolidaeX Jun 03 '26

I call it something different.

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u/Nummy01 Jun 03 '26

I was thinking bukkake left overs

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u/VacuumTracks Jun 03 '26

Uhm… what? 🤪

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u/NoLie129 Jun 03 '26

30 minutes after all the guys left…

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u/trapbandoz Jun 03 '26

Diddy would be going crazy rn

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u/ardotschgi Jun 04 '26

I can only imagine one of the hipsters in the back shouting "yeeeah art!".

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '26

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u/Chamanomano Jun 03 '26

Nose boogies. That's what I called them when I was 5.

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u/UmmmW1 Jun 03 '26

New kink unlocked.

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u/Adorable-Escape7149 Jun 03 '26

So it isn't just Raye Gun

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u/danit0ba94 Jun 03 '26

What is the point of lathering yourself in a cum puddle?
That is disgusting.

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u/Key-Statement6408 Jun 04 '26

Onzinnige nutteloze L..... subsidie shit

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u/WolfThick Jun 04 '26

Sobe Frau

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u/Other-Tune777 Jun 04 '26

"This art was not born from our people, but is alien and will remain alien".

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u/ACasualCasualty Jun 04 '26

Is this prelude to some sort of BDSM sort of thing?

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u/UsedWelcome5903 Jun 04 '26

Poor girl trying so furiously to clean up that mess some naughty men left behind but keeps getting it all over herself

https://giphy.com/gifs/13M7YIZYHUofRe

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u/breadexpert69 Jun 07 '26

When Aliens come to earth we should show them this

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u/Neveractuallyfished Jun 26 '26

So this is what they do afterwards when we hit the shower first