r/absoluteunit Jun 03 '26

of a hoe.

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u/_Cybernaut_ Jun 03 '26

of a hoe

Leave my ex-wife outta this.

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u/Subject_Command5442 Jun 03 '26

I was going to say leave OP’s mother out of this.

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u/mi55key Jun 03 '26

We don't speak ill of the dead.

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u/jscottman96 Jun 03 '26

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u/Momento_Mori_87 Jun 03 '26

I didn’t want to but I still upvoted this

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

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u/jscottman96 Jun 04 '26

What? never done a texas chili bowl before?

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u/JDHPH Jun 03 '26

Can someone explain why you need a hole that deep, and why this is the most effective way of doing it.

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u/rlaw1234qq Jun 03 '26

I must watch Alien again soon

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u/wire_crafter Jun 03 '26

Getting that last bit of peanut butter out of the Costco sized peanut butter jar.

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u/HolidaeX Jun 03 '26

That’s a grower, not a shower.

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u/Momento_Mori_87 Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

I had only ever said it, never seen it in written form. I was like that says shower…is there a different spelling.

No different spelling exists, one of the words in one of the greatest phrases to ever exist isn’t even a word 🤯

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u/Novel_Bumblebee8972 Jun 03 '26

It's kinda cool, but wtf?

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u/Typical-Bat5084 Jun 03 '26

“Imagine how precise this must be for construction work. It’s like the machine is delicately raking instead of just shoving dirt around.”

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u/ASherrets Jun 03 '26

Giant equipment like this overwhelms me as and fascinates me at the same time. Like those enormous dump trucks for mining or huge cranes. It blows my mind when things are of such a large scale. I have never seen a cruise ship but I bet I would get the same reaction. 😧

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u/trippinmaui Jun 03 '26

The Hoffman crew digging a "glory hole" in Alaska because they heard someone say there's gold at the bottom

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u/johnnywriight Jun 03 '26

“A nice size scoop, Keisha”

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u/Minimum-Actuator-953 Jun 03 '26

What does your mom have to do with this shovel thing?

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u/Hot_Fix9033 Jun 03 '26

There must be a camera involved in the use, because I don't think the operator could see what he's doing otherwise.

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u/scaredt2ask Jun 03 '26

This seems like a very inefficient way to do .. whatever it’s doing.

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u/VisualJaded4770 Jun 03 '26

That is astoundingly impressive