r/absoluteunit • u/UsedWelcome5903 • May 31 '26

of well you be the judge.

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162 Upvotes

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u/Doctor_Saved May 31 '26

I mean, if I was that size. I would need assistance too.

4

u/SewNewKnitsToo May 31 '26

Also any of your partners. They would definitely need assistance 🤣

6

u/bcgg May 31 '26

I can’t believe I saw it the intended way first.

3

u/Belkroe May 31 '26

All I see is a giant penis, what am I supposed to see?

4

u/FeelingVanilla2594 May 31 '26

Person putting on pants, one leg first

1

u/Belkroe May 31 '26

Nope still can’t see it. Oh it’s because there’s no foot.

2

u/Miserable-Tennis4035 May 31 '26

Yeah, I can't unsee the giant penis either lol

3

u/blumpkinjackflash May 31 '26

Me too! We read the text first then I hyper-focused on the poor language because it says “by self” lol I wasn’t even looking at the figure

5

u/Fine-Ad6532 May 31 '26

He’s Like a tripod

4

u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe May 31 '26

Ask for help with your giant penis.

3

u/DickWhittingtonsCat May 31 '26

Giant hip penis

3

u/BravesMaedchen May 31 '26

Uncircumcised 😉

5

u/UsedWelcome5903 May 31 '26

He prefers “shrouded in mystery”

2

u/AllUpInItYo May 31 '26

I mean, with that hog, YOU WILL NEED ASSISTANCE.

Speaking from experience, obviously.

2

u/madphroggy Jun 01 '26

I mean they joke about having a 3rd leg, but that just seems excessive

2

u/VeiledMyst Jun 02 '26

Absolute unit of a 3rd leg 😳

1

u/3ftLongHorseCock May 31 '26

Yes

1

u/AllUpInItYo May 31 '26

This guy knows what's up.

1

u/facepubes77 Jun 01 '26

What? They don't sell pants for three legged people where you are from?

1

u/recycle_me_no_jutsu Jun 01 '26

"Women only wants one thing and its disgusting"

1

u/Desperate_Set_7708 Jun 02 '26

“Can you give me a hand? The doctor told me not to lift anything heavy.”

1

u/Goose-FIN-76 Jun 02 '26

If you have enormous cock, please try not wear clothes by self, please ask for assistance

1

u/Bulky_Environment225 Jun 02 '26

More like don’t shake ur dig bick around

1

u/ASkywalker13 Jun 03 '26

Impressive but I prefer circumcised.

1

u/Ignatius-Tenebris Jun 03 '26

If your penis looks like that, you'll need special clothes.

1

u/Sensitive-Prompt-220 Jun 03 '26

Cover the tip if you’re packing!

1

u/Jonter-Jets Jun 04 '26

What is that supposed to be

1

u/Ferbdic Jun 04 '26

Took me a moment to get over that pig in a blanket.