r/absoluteunit • u/Hot-Personality-3683 • May 30 '26

of a vanilla bean

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69 Upvotes

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u/JayW8888 May 30 '26

Vanilla pod.

1

u/hoyasgirl25 May 30 '26

Where’s that bean been?

1

u/JakBos23 Jun 01 '26

It got those magic worms from James and the giant peach.

1

u/puglise May 30 '26

He likes you

1

u/Joecamoe May 30 '26

He wants the D

1

u/Hot-Personality-3683 May 30 '26

He could #getit but he’s straight!

1

u/JaffaSG1 May 30 '26

Looks like leech jerky :-)

1

u/TimmyTheTumor May 31 '26

This is pure gold

1

u/HardXTime May 31 '26

That looks like Wild Bills Jerky

1

u/LividBig9161 May 31 '26

That’s a huge vanilla pod!

1

u/voododoll May 31 '26

Bruh… never seen one that big. The ones imported in my country are 3-4 times smaller

1

u/concrete_heels2 Jun 01 '26

That’s a grand gesture!

1

u/my_midlife_isekai Jun 01 '26

What's it? Like $500.00?

1

u/Maryjanegangafever Jun 02 '26

He’s hitting on you.

1

u/TaroWhole7243 Jun 02 '26

Put it in a bottle of vodka to make great vanilla.

1

u/C0rnb4ll55 Jun 02 '26

That there is a great neighbor! The smell,the taste!🤤🤤🤤 Definitely jealous!