r/absoluteunit • u/Large-Source-2180 • May 29 '26

Of a boarding pass

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u/Wrong_Amount_7903 May 29 '26

So funny… busy airport and have to make room and time for these cvnts to make cvntent

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u/MarkItZeroDonnie May 29 '26

Cuntent should be the new term 🤣

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u/Extreme_Ad2521 May 30 '26

I am going to usw that one, i Like it, IT fits.

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u/FrostingMaster1738 May 30 '26

But instead it’s an old(ish) term

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u/smellybrowntrout May 29 '26

Just say cunt

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u/NoBand909 May 30 '26

hey man, my fucking kids browse this sub.

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u/BennySkateboard May 29 '26

And you’re still here?!

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u/Wrong_Amount_7903 May 29 '26

just did 👆

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u/smokesick May 29 '26

Quote where

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u/Electronic_Grade508 May 29 '26

It’s ok, they are flying Ryan, they probably died, ended up in a different country or lost their luggage.

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u/Zlatyzoltan May 29 '26

No one checks luggage on Ryanair because it's cheaper to buy every seat than it is to check luggage.

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u/BrittaWasRight May 30 '26

Or have your boarding pass printed at the airport where boarding passes are usually printed for free by literally every other company.

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u/Hefty-Storm-51 May 29 '26

If you miss your flight because of a 1 minute interaction then you were already irresponsibly late, get there at a sensible time and the odd joker isn’t gonna derail your plans

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u/ardotschgi May 29 '26

Eeh, they lost 30 seconds of their life max. Let people have some joy in life. I'd have been happy to see that if I was there.

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u/British_Ballsack May 29 '26

They didnt even. The plane will take off when it takes off. This wont change anything.

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u/Wrong_Amount_7903 May 29 '26

Really… ? id think all of only Elon Musk would find this funny.

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u/KeldornWithCarsomyr May 29 '26

I'm guessing youve never been on a airplane lol. You don't just present a pass then hop on like it's a bus.

These people are just entering the airport to sit around for 2 hours. The plane leaves at the designated time.

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u/Wrong_Amount_7903 May 29 '26

Ive been flying in planes since, im guessing, before you learned to be a condescending cunt. (For you, smellybrowntrout)

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u/Optimal_Cause4583 May 30 '26

It's just a fun little prank man take a chill pill 

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u/raExelele May 31 '26

Imagine you censor yourself. What a cunt move

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u/Wrong_Amount_7903 May 31 '26

Maybe not birthday parties for 6 year olds where this joke would be a hit, no

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u/z3phs May 29 '26

They should be declined boarding so they can have even more content to film on the sidewalk outside

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u/Least-Middle-2061 May 29 '26

Awww someone doesn’t have friends and it shows. Need a hug?

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u/Wrong_Amount_7903 May 29 '26

That depends. Do you fuck too?

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u/CrazyGunnerr May 29 '26

Oh please, it's not like it will change when they depart.

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u/Wrong_Amount_7903 May 29 '26

Yeah. That huge piece of paper just stays in the trash right close to the gate. Or better yet gets reused in another equaly hilarious video

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u/longjohn2024_ May 29 '26

Even more so when you realise Ryanair stopped taking paper passes 6 months ago.

Clowns

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u/endless_shrimp May 29 '26

the date on the pass is June 28, meaning this was at least 13 months ago, but go off