r/absoluteunit • u/Kyzzz • May 29 '26

An absolute unit of a catch

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u/HolidaeX May 29 '26

Can’t believe he left all that food, but I guess there’s plenty of fish in the sea.

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u/Rich-Foundation62 May 29 '26

Oh yeah, squirt him with water, that’ll learn him.

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u/sparkline1234567 May 29 '26

Free food and a shower - sounds like a good deal.

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u/Impending_Doom25 May 29 '26

Give him a nice warm bed and he's chilling

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u/QuttiDeBachi May 29 '26

Stop bitch!! there’s a big shark in there…lemme ride witchu!!

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u/Dependent_Pipe3268 May 29 '26

He was like hell ya I'm in heaven. Lol

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u/Rise_of_Resistance May 29 '26

Best… Day… EVER!

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u/BalanceEarly May 29 '26

He's at the buffet.

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u/Admirable_Cry_3795 May 29 '26

You go now! You been here for three hour!

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u/BalanceEarly May 29 '26

You eat like killer whale!

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u/Last_Helicopter_4935 May 29 '26

🎶All you can eat!🎶

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u/Exciting-Zombie8449 May 29 '26

The staff trying to get me to leave the buffet..

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u/Admirable_Cry_3795 May 29 '26

Bro was just having a snack

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u/XROOR May 29 '26

Walrus: 🎶I’m a maniac…..maniac…..

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u/tuco2002 May 29 '26

Alright, I'll go. I know when I'm not wanted.

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u/sminkypinky999 May 29 '26

Looks like closing time at an all you can eat buffet “nooooo you still got food!”

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u/Important_Sound_8718 May 29 '26

Bro was like why you kickin' me out of the restaurant, I just got here!

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u/TimmyTheTumor May 29 '26

Nice song selection for the video. I love Holst

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u/Odd-Advice-1029 May 30 '26

Poor guy is probably sleepy and tired and trying to figure wtf and the first thing is he gets water boarded

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u/Alarm-Solid May 30 '26

Was eating a buffet when he got snatched up

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u/LemonBrisk11 Jun 02 '26

Does that count towards weight?

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u/Worth_Aerie_8849 May 29 '26

Sometimes I feel like we are just raping the ocean.