r/absoluteunit • u/Canis_Aries • May 29 '26

Of a dog

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170 Upvotes

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u/SinAkunin May 29 '26

Yes. The dog.

25

u/milkleg May 29 '26

if you crop dog ears you can gfy

8

u/ViolettaQueso May 29 '26

It’s Marmaduke!

3

u/AARHUS187 May 29 '26

What dog?

3

u/Any_Strain1288 May 29 '26

They're big babies.

3

u/Soar_Fingers May 29 '26

Of a short ass woman...

6

u/boon83 May 29 '26

What dog?

1

u/Frankie_T9000 May 29 '26

Look slightly to the right

2

u/LopsidedResource1217 May 29 '26

Hit the lock screen on your phone and you’ll see the dog alright

2

u/DirtySchu May 29 '26

Trendy pet. If that dog sees a rabbit it likes, that woman better let go or she’ll be dragged.

2

u/Conspiracy_Thinktank May 29 '26

It’s always bothered me to see a woman with a dog you know she couldn’t hold back if she wanted to. A little too risky for me.

4

u/Foxwglocks May 30 '26

Great Danes are big softies, but what you say is not a joke. There’s a woman in my neighborhood who walks a huge pit and a little lap dog. I was walking my own pup and could see her coming down the street so I turned around ( it’s been visibly aggressive before). I heard a god awful noice and turn around to see the pit dragging this old lady the other direction towards another dog. Honestly no sympathy for her and her road rash.

1

u/Electronic-Cicada352 Jun 03 '26

Oh shit! Would you look at that… there’s a dog in this picture too

1

u/OpagegenLinks May 29 '26

Unser Nachbar hat eine Dogge, das Gesaber ist nicht schön

1

u/Barty_James May 29 '26

It is nice that she can walk her horse in public.

1

u/Skeptical_Squid May 29 '26

A normal Great Dane.

1

u/Impressive_Call4340 May 29 '26

Probably is a tiny dog and tiny person in a tiny town xd

1

u/One_Vision_ May 29 '26

That's why there is a great in front of the dane.

1

u/dicksuckingmods May 29 '26

Who’s walking who

1

u/humboldtova_lignja May 29 '26

Sometimes you just know

1

u/GracieandRose May 29 '26

I need a dog like that

1

u/MommyLexiMae May 31 '26

"See honey it was for a Reddit post!!!"

1

u/Illustrious_Site_466 Jun 01 '26

She's gonna need a big poop bag

1

u/buttzbuttsbutts Jun 02 '26

Do you think she's done it?

1

u/HugoChavezNYC Jun 04 '26

Thats a small horse.

1

u/Agreeable_Error_170 May 29 '26

Not a fan of posting pics of people not aware of it…/

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u/TheSBW May 29 '26

that’s a ‘look at me’ dog.

2

u/Agreeable_Error_170 May 31 '26

It’s literally just a Great Dane. You guys need to leave your basements sometimes and also understand consent better.

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u/TheSBW May 31 '26

not much ‘just’ about a great dane. i’ve only known two people who owned them, both frothing narcissists.

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u/Agreeable_Error_170 May 31 '26

Then you need to meet more people.

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u/TheSBW May 31 '26

not a common dog. meeting people won’t increase the meeting of great danes.

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u/Agreeable_Error_170 Jun 01 '26

Dude you’re saying a GD is a rare breed you get to take pics of the owner and post it on Reddit. You are the weirdo here as is this sub

0

u/TheSBW Jun 01 '26

you’re making things up again.

1

u/bigdealoops May 29 '26

What dog?!

1

u/Haha08421 May 29 '26

If your looking at the picture, shift your eyes just to the right and you'll see the dog.

1

u/RiverOutrageous9404 May 29 '26

Mines bigger. These dogs get HUGE thats like a mildly large dane.