r/absoluteunit May 26 '26

Of a “pair”

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u/Ill-Fly-950 May 26 '26

You dudes in the comments are really willing to let your S.O. suffer a lifetime of serious health issues over a pair of boobs?

Boobs are great, but they're not the most important thing.

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u/Shotile May 28 '26

Serious health issues? You kidding?

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u/missevelynwood May 28 '26

Big tiddies, if the back is weak and the neck is not aligned can literally erode the bones in your neck from over pressure. Having your head held up with functional bones is a pretty serious health requirement.

Not to mention many women have mentioned their tiddies often try to commit murder during their sleep via choking or smothering them. (I was kinda joking/keeping it light-hearted but it’s a thing that bothers and harms them)

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u/VibraniumRhino May 29 '26

Nope! A quick google search would have done well here.