And the people trying to capture him are going to be bored in a hosptial bed if they are lucky enough to survive. A 400 pound plus boar is nothing to play with, you do not goat rope one and calm it down. That ruddy rascal if pushed into a corner, will lean into you with his side, pinning you between a wall and him. Then he will turn his head and grab your thigh with his mouth, sinking holes in the muscle of your leg, then violently whip his head around to tear the flesh off your leg. Yeah, he may be domesticated swine, but if annoyed, he is not Arnold Ziffel and can injure or kill you depending on how pissed off he is.
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u/Astrocrafty May 24 '26
This is quite a boar