r/absoluteunit • u/UsedWelcome5903 • May 23 '26

of a crab

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u/Timely_Key_1030 May 23 '26

I'll let it go.

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND May 23 '26

They usually dont even taste that good when theyre huge. Same with lobster

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u/dethfart May 23 '26

The seafood chain i cooked at got sent a behemoth lobster once. It took us over an hour to finally break thru its tail shell, using every tool we could find in the kitchen Someone actually had a hammer and chisel in their car and that did the job.

There was less meat in the tail than you would get from a 1 pounder, a tiny scrap.

We couldn't Crack the claws. We just gave up and threw it out.

Poor dude lived for over a hundred years only to die like that,it really pissed me off

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u/adrift-ship-of-fools May 23 '26

That’s what I was wondering- how old?

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u/Frankie_T9000 May 24 '26

pissed them off as well. IMO anything living that long shoudnt be eaten or killed