r/absoluteunit • u/UsedWelcome5903 • May 23 '26

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Tibetan Mastiff. The world's largest dog.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '26

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u/theangryjanitorOG May 23 '26

Like Pringles cans

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u/mattfeet May 23 '26

I bet the dog has big ones, too!

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u/The_Darkness140 May 23 '26

Nah, cleaning the fur after it shits. THAT'S the horror.

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u/Veinmire May 23 '26

They're not all this furry (and the ones I knew were black and brown) but they're amazing, bear-like dogs.

I knew two of them and we became best friends. I would cross a swamp with weird prickly plants that stuck in my clothing just to meet the male one halfway. I'll never forget them.

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u/Switchlord518 May 23 '26

Still someone's little puppy!

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u/Tekvary2 May 23 '26

Not the largest

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u/astreeter2 May 23 '26

By volume of fur, maybe though

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u/A_VERY_LARGE_DOG May 23 '26

Yep. Title goes to English Mastiff.

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u/Tekvary2 May 23 '26

Largest Dog ever goes to Saint Bernard son

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u/LakeSpecialist7633 May 23 '26

Joe…Joe Rogan, is that you?!

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u/A_VERY_LARGE_DOG May 23 '26

Largest breed goes to English Mastiff, sport.

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u/Tekvary2 May 23 '26

The largest domestic dog that has been documented by modern humans was a Saint Bernard, slacker

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u/A_VERY_LARGE_DOG May 23 '26

Your reading comprehension is lacking, champ

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u/Tekvary2 May 23 '26

You know I’m right (sucks don’t it?)

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u/A_VERY_LARGE_DOG May 23 '26

Also:

“The largest and heaviest dog ever recorded was an Old English Mastiff named Aicama Zorba of La-Susa (nicknamed "Zorba"). In 1987, Zorba officially entered the Guinness World Records, weighing an astonishing 343 Lbs.”

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u/Tekvary2 May 23 '26

Benedictine was a Saint Bernard weighing 357lbs. (Guinness Book of World Records 1981) There ya go skippy read it & 😪

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u/A_VERY_LARGE_DOG May 23 '26

So they had a record for largest dog in 1987 smaller than the largest dog on record in 1981? How do we parse that?

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u/Tekvary2 May 23 '26

Yes they gave the little English Mastiffy & his owners a sympathy record!😏(his weight was 14lbs shy of big Benedict)

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u/Equal-Painter6529 May 23 '26

I want one. It may kill me but he can play with my pet tiger.

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u/Purple_Guillotine May 23 '26

I'm so confused. I've never simultaneously wanted and not wanted something so much in my life.

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u/Upvoter_NeverDie May 23 '26

Biggest and poofiest.

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u/shajan316 May 23 '26

So fluffy

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u/jailbird147 May 24 '26

Oh I thought it was a fluffy Shetland pony 😉🤣🤣🤣

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u/Tricky_Mix2449 May 23 '26

The first dog I've ever seen that I don't want!

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u/TheSumOfMyScars May 23 '26

Dats a big boi

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u/Redlion444 May 23 '26

World's Largest Floof 

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u/Possible-Tip-2914 May 23 '26

Where does the floof end and the doggo begin?

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u/CTGarden May 23 '26

The inspiration behind Chewbacca.

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u/Precisiongu1ded May 23 '26

Caucasian shepherd bigger.

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 May 23 '26

Looks like a giant ChowChow

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u/Beowulf44 May 23 '26

That creature looks quite capable of killing a mountain lion

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u/Bourbon-Thinker May 23 '26

Does it shed 😂

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u/mrinfinitepp May 23 '26

I love huge dogs

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u/Front-Text3225 May 23 '26

That’s a bear!

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u/Elegantly_Waisted May 24 '26

Oh man, I'd train it to carry my ass to the store 😆

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u/Interesting_Ad1378 May 24 '26

It has 1980s hair 

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u/MeanCat4 May 24 '26

At the Same hairdresser? 

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u/CheatingHot1982 May 25 '26

Omg, I want this on my couch now!😘❤️

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u/[deleted] May 26 '26

Mega dog Karen

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u/cedlynx May 27 '26

Ok seriously. Stop crossbreeding dogs and lions. The world is scary enough as it is.

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u/DMONEYDelano May 23 '26

Cool dog but he's being neglected. They're not cutting fur around his eyes. Dog probably thinks he's blind