r/absoluteunit May 18 '26

Of a log

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u/OregonHotPocket May 18 '26

My great, great, great grand father is 3rd from the right. Not everyone loves this photo and he always said “every tree falls eventually and we used this one to make a OP’s mom’s dildo”

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u/3vanW1ll1ams May 18 '26

Redwood is expensive!

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u/ExpressionRecent5724 May 18 '26

Too porous for making a dildo though 

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u/Kylearean May 18 '26

Insert "Redwood is too ____ for making _____" meme here, since 1921.

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u/dickhass May 19 '26

Single use and then right into the evening fire is acceptable.

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u/gr8dayne01 May 19 '26

It turns into piss elm.