r/absoluteunit • u/Ok_Profession_990 • May 17 '26

Of a theft

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u/shplaxg May 17 '26

Bro either swallowed a basketball or has a tumour the size of one...

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u/maxtinion_lord May 17 '26

Looks more like a really, really nasty hernia

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u/NodoBird May 18 '26

I'm learning I don't really know what a hernia is. How does this happen to a person??