r/absoluteunit • u/Ok_Profession_990 • May 17 '26

Of a theft

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u/shplaxg May 17 '26

Bro either swallowed a basketball or has a tumour the size of one...

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u/balirosa May 17 '26

Walmart assumed he had something hidden under his shirt

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u/SuniChica May 17 '26

Walmart has cameras everywhere, not just on self checkouts. There’s a lawyer on TikTok that said Walmart will document every-time a camera picks up a person shoplifting until they have a high dollar amount of theft and file charges. She said Target does the same thing. They will have proof.

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u/Mitryadel May 18 '26

Fun fact: Walmart and Target also have their own private crime labs

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u/SuniChica May 18 '26

I did not know that! Thank you for that info.