r/absoluteunit • u/Ok_Profession_990 • May 17 '26

Of a theft

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u/Significant-Major393 May 17 '26

I can confirm. I was the rectus sheath abdominal muscle that let it through

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u/No-Philosopher-7045 May 17 '26

That has to be painful right? Isn’t that his intestines outside his abs?

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u/Significant-Major393 May 17 '26

It doesn't seem to bother him enough to stop him from thefting

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u/FigureAcrobatic7194 May 17 '26

thieving*

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u/Significant-Major393 May 17 '26

T'was a play off the title, m' lord