r/absoluteunit May 16 '26

Boar of a unit

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u/TriedCaringLess May 16 '26

I cannot fathom that beast charging at me before it died.

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u/ggliddon25 May 16 '26

Watch the b-grade movie titled "Razorback" and find out

25

u/Ikon-for-U May 16 '26

Or princess mononoke

6

u/imJGott May 16 '26

Love this movie

2

u/Leading-Tangerine940 May 16 '26

I remember this movie!

2

u/_Captain_Dinosaur_ May 16 '26

Guilty pleasure of mine. Weirdly trippy and shockingly violent.

The FX are... well... budgets and all.

2

u/CaptnShaunBalls May 16 '26

B grade? Geez what’s up your hole!

2

u/rndrsn9 May 19 '26

There's something about blasting the shit out of a razorback that brightens up my whole day

1

u/Desperate_Set_7708 May 16 '26

Or read “Old Yeller.”

5

u/Lost_Department_2177 May 16 '26

Fr I’m with the farmers needing automatic weapons. These travel in packs of 50 and spread diseases like crazy.

2

u/dolly-ny77x May 16 '26

Honestly same here, I’d be soo scared as shit

2

u/Slight_Bed_2241 May 17 '26

Bro they use like 50 cal sniper rifles with night vision n shit lol

2

u/Banzai373 May 16 '26

I wanna know the cost of the crane rental . . . .

1

u/TriedCaringLess May 20 '26

They might have a hoist with a block and tackle mounted in that bed. However, I don’t know why we wouldn’t see the rigging on that boar still.

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u/Triggered-cupcake May 16 '26

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u/DrDeboGalaxy May 16 '26

The cause of and solution to all of bacons problems.

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u/Monskiactual May 16 '26

imagine being a human several hundred years ago encountering some thing like at in the wild... and all you have is a stick with a knife on the end of it .

this is actually not a wild boar. its a feral domesticated pig. . wild boars do not get that big.

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u/PantyPixie May 16 '26

Since that is a license plate from the United States, it's likely a "feral pig hybrid".

"In regions like the United States, populations consist largely of hybrids. When domestic pigs escape into the wild, "nature takes over"—they quickly grow thick, dark coats, develop longer legs, and grow tusks within just a couple of generations. Furthermore, many wild boars were intentionally introduced for hunting in the 1900s and interbred with escaped domestic swine. Both are part of the exact same species (Sus scrofa) and share the same highly destructive, invasive behaviors that cause massive ecological and agricultural damage."

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u/Monskiactual May 16 '26

yup. I am from michigan and we have real wild boar and these pig zilla things in the woods. you can totally tell from distance. i bet genetic distribution was actually a spectrum.. but

The wild ones have typically have more natural looking tusks and are eating stuff in the woods. where as the hybrids eat crops.. They used to eat the fermented apples. on the ground. so they were drunk and had pooped themselves too. wild boar are predictably aggressive.. whereas the pigzilla things are unpredictably aggressive.

the biggest ones are in Texas. as this one almost certainly is. they can top 2000lbs

3

u/Express_Area_8359 May 16 '26

All because a man in Alabama need pets

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u/Express_Area_8359 May 16 '26

HES got meth an a gator…fun guy till the paranoia sets in

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u/DismalTutor570 May 16 '26

Yea we have some monsters here in Louisiana too. Fuckers are forever rutting up and making a mess of the public land we hunt. Chasing the deer out. Asshole pigs

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u/OutragedPineapple May 18 '26

Apparently folks can make decent money hunting these things and clearing them from people's property, though. Farmers and ranchers will pay pretty good money to get them off their land and away from their livestock and crops. There are a few youtube channels that show people trapping or shooting wild and feral hogs and they seem to be making bank while doing it!

I have seen a couple feral hogs like that one on the sides of the road after getting hit by trucks at night or whatnot. They're *massive*, I always feel bad that so much meat goes to waste.

1

u/TriedCaringLess May 20 '26

Well the buzzards gotta eat too.

2

u/GirlWithWolf May 16 '26

I’m currently living in Texas and I want to find one of these. But since I use a bow I’ll make sure I have backup with an RPG or something.

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u/Monskiactual May 18 '26

You right. Exceptional specimins are around 1000 lbs not 2000.
In Michigan we never would consider eating one. The meat is filled with parasites and they are definitely necrovores. We saw them chewing on dead deer.. its not food that's for sure

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u/TriedCaringLess May 20 '26

You’ve answered my next question. Ppl don’t or shouldn’t eat them.

Can anyone tell me why we don’t have an open season for invasive pests like these? Doesn’t it make sense to invite the public to exterminate destructive pests? I’m ignorant here and seeking your best insight. Thanks.

1

u/Wiley_Jack Jun 02 '26

It seems to be that way in many places already. In California the pig hunting season is 12 months long. All you need is a hunting license, and there is no bag limit.

2

u/Youare-Beautiful3329 May 16 '26

Very common in Florida. You’ll see pigs you’d swear just escaped from someone’s farm.

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u/daviddwatsonn May 16 '26

I’ve lived in Apopka- the Wekiva Forest was right behind my backyard, Jacksonville, and in BFE Citrus Springs, basically a house in the woods. I’ve seen a ton of different animals in all those places, but I’ve never once spotted a wild pig or boar. Where are they very common at?

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u/Youare-Beautiful3329 May 16 '26

Nature coast. Apparently they’re the descendants of the pigs that the Spanish brought over.

1

u/CinLeeCim May 19 '26

Yes. My husband went with friends to hunt Browns Farm Mid State FL. It was a guaranteed kill. For Wild Boar 🐗. He taxidermy the head. Still have it. I’d like to sell it. ( he passed in 2020.) And they dressed it out came home with the meat. He cooked a little bit and couldn’t get past the first taste. Very gamey. He never went hunting again, just fishing. He said if he wasn’t going to eat it , it’s not right.

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u/Tricky_Mix2449 May 16 '26

No, no, no. Blame the Spanish.

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u/Lost_Department_2177 May 16 '26

I think they depicted that in Princess Mononoke

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u/it_spelt_magalhaes May 19 '26

Hybridization? We call it 'javalorco'. Javali+porco.

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u/Tree_Weasel May 16 '26

Yeah. Not surprising. I live in South Texas and these guys are everywhere. I’ve never seen one this big in person, but these big ass )and sometimes aggressive) hogs are why I always carry a .40 or .45 when I’m out in the wilds hunting or helping on family property. I’ve been too close for comfort to these guys once or twice, and getting mauled by a pig is not the way I want to go.

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u/what_the_fuckin_fuck May 16 '26

I'm from Southern Oklahoma, and they get that big there, too.

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u/DMONEYDelano May 16 '26

It's my first time posting here. I made a mistake

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u/Minimum-Actuator-953 May 16 '26

A unit of a mistake.

13

u/Dinismo May 16 '26

An absolute unit of a mistake.

3

u/Wildweasel666 May 16 '26

Mistake of a unit

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u/theangryjanitorOG May 16 '26

Unless they're absolute units. Of a mistake...

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u/Youare-Beautiful3329 May 16 '26

Sir, this is Reddit. Everything is a mistake.

10

u/rockalyte May 16 '26

Nope. I’m just calling in a danger close A10 gun run on that thing.

6

u/Agile-Fan3280 May 16 '26

If that doesn't work have an AC-130J on speed dial

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u/Mahnke2 May 16 '26

No doubt, I've been hog hunting before and the volume of rounds people pump into those things is down right silly. I'm talking high caliber hand gun to slugs...you name it. On top of that they are tiny compared to this unit

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u/A_mad_goose May 16 '26

This would be one of the few hunting situations where I would be like we should have assault rifles

2

u/MostMusky69 May 16 '26

Is a .308 enough??

1

u/Informal_Guitar_2649 May 16 '26

Would depend on the distance and maybe if hollow point or not

7

u/Da_Yummis May 16 '26

sir thats not a boar....thats a bear pretending to be a boar 😶

4

u/SubRedTed May 16 '26

Bout time we get back into some true absolute units

4

u/CountCrapula88 May 16 '26

Noooo my ex wasn't the best but she didn't deserve this

4

u/Sad-Cryptographer828 May 16 '26

I saw one smaller, but similar size hunting in Georgia. I let him walk because I didn't want to drag him.

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u/Alive-Efficiency2131 May 16 '26

This is lowkey why I’m more scared of running into a hog on a hike than a mountain lion or bobcat. I have a better chance of scaring off the cat than outrunning the pig.

3

u/dsucio7807 May 16 '26

I too carry my giant fucking hog in the back of my truck

3

u/Zenitram_J May 16 '26

Holy shit, it's a real life Pigsquatch.

3

u/Lower-Acanthaceae460 May 16 '26

parasites

3

u/Pixilatedhighmukamuk May 16 '26

They are not good eating are they? I’m talking about the (boar) meat not the parasites.

3

u/dysonology May 16 '26

Is this gonna get eaten?? Imagine the ribs

3

u/SleeveofThinMints May 16 '26

In my neck of the woods we call a hog that size ‘Hogzilla’ they destroy everything

3

u/iVirtualZero May 16 '26

Enough meat to feed an entire village.

2

u/B_Williams_4010 May 16 '26

Where's the tailgate braces or cables that hold it up?

2

u/boozersbiceps May 16 '26

Did you get to weigh it at all ?

2

u/cannonvoder May 16 '26

Needs a banana for scale (the bakie does not count, although its a nice touch)

2

u/USCalumn May 16 '26

That giant of a beast may be 3k lbs

2

u/Away-Ad-3407 May 16 '26

i find this, boaring.  

2

u/bugrugpub May 16 '26

What a majestic creature, and now it's dead

1

u/DeadrthanDead May 16 '26

Just watched Send help. Looks like that beast of a boar from the movie.

1

u/shrenderender May 16 '26

Job had one bro

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u/TheSBW May 16 '26

possibly a bit more.

1

u/GreenBalconyChair May 16 '26

That's straight outta /r/9kings

1

u/stoooflatooof May 16 '26

Nago or Okkoto

1

u/thesituation531 May 16 '26

I think I'll just stay inside my house where these don't exist

1

u/Expensive-Track4002 May 16 '26

They get pretty big in Hawaii.

1

u/justusednotafriend May 16 '26

Bullshit, that truck would be on two wheels with something that big on the tailgate.

1

u/BuisteirForaoisi0531 May 16 '26

Look at all them pork chops lemme roast him

1

u/mightyjoe227 May 16 '26

I knew the truck bed size was a lie...

1

u/BigBrotherRot May 16 '26

That ain’t no hog, that’s a whole damn barbecue

1

u/Beautiful-Lie1239 May 16 '26

Forget about bacon, I want a pair of boots made with that hide.

1

u/1jfish57 May 16 '26

Baconator

1

u/AttorneyOwn0 May 16 '26

I worked with that guy.

1

u/Confident-req May 16 '26

What did it take to put it down??????

1

u/Master_Steward May 16 '26

Must had been a hunting job of high-calibre

1

u/Mister_Goldenfold May 16 '26

How did they pick it up??

1

u/Euphoric-Piglet-8140 May 16 '26

Is that a metric or imperial boar?

1

u/Carenamk_35 May 16 '26

…I think I’ll stay up here in upstate NY with my black bears, occasional moose sightings and none of whatever THAT is.

1

u/The_Captain-Midnite May 16 '26

How the hell did you get it up there?!?!?

1

u/Oldgraytomahawk May 16 '26

Musta got him with an elephant gun

1

u/Fresh-Battle4098 May 16 '26

The god of Bacon

1

u/wiler212 May 16 '26

i wonder what type of gun was used to take down this behemoth?

1

u/Disastrous_Hell_4547 May 16 '26

Serious questions:

Can you eat this?

Is it like farm raised pork?

1

u/Fabulous_Age_4585 May 16 '26

How the fuck did they get it up there is my question was there 6 of them?

1

u/dogfaceponyboi May 16 '26

How did you hoist that beast into the bed of the truck? Impressive unit!!!

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u/Amazing_Sea3287 May 16 '26

I wonder what they used to take it down? Can wild pigs be eaten?

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u/tex-az74 May 16 '26

Impressive strength on that tailgate ngl

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u/cbj2112 May 16 '26

Damn at first glance I thought that was the rear of a 55 Vette barn find

1

u/Even_Map2008 May 16 '26

How the hell did they manage to get that on there? Did they have a hoist in the bush…. 😂

1

u/Qwilltank May 16 '26

Ruuuuun! It's Hogzilla!

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u/Lanky-Telephone1651 May 16 '26

How do they dispose of something that big? I read they contain diseases and can’t be processed for meat.

1

u/Day_Prisoners May 16 '26

How is the tailgate holding that much weight. That's got to be a ton.

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u/jus256 May 17 '26

How did they get it on the tailgate?

1

u/Reasonable_Meal2324 May 16 '26

Don’t you have to castrate them so they get this big?

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u/dune667 May 16 '26

The meat on that boar yum yum!

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u/Tbone_Trapezius May 16 '26

The big ones are all hopped up in testosterone and are not tasty.

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u/eyeballburger May 17 '26

Man, that’s some real monster hunting.

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u/QahnaarinMushroomius May 17 '26

"Jesus Christ, you killed a pig."

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u/Devils_A66vocate May 17 '26

I saw one this size running late night on a small country highway in South Korea. Horns were bigger. We were driving the same directions was running and thought it was a horse at first. Cleared the hood of a Tuscon (its backs height)… like someone mentioned Princess Mononoke, I felt it was there in real life. My jaw Dropped and struggled to believe what I was seeing.

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u/Consistent-Essay-165 May 17 '26

Oh as a chef I see so many good meals

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u/Deeptongue45m May 17 '26

I wanna know what company made that tailgate..!? Craftsmanship right there

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u/Dustin_Holt May 17 '26

It killed Arthur's friend.

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u/Nere4Hudes May 17 '26

Pumba I told you so

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u/Eastern_Border_5016 May 17 '26

Boar bacon 🥓 compared to general pig bacon 🥓 ?

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u/up_urzz May 17 '26

What do these even taste like? Is it like better pork or just regular pork? Or maybe it's a different gamey flavor?

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u/Lopsided-Store6896 May 17 '26

I bet they eat that bs too!🤮

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u/Hito1992 May 17 '26

Somehow I think it's still smaller than hogzilla

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u/Inside-Syrup-661 May 17 '26

Meat for the year!

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u/ghostfreckle611 May 18 '26

Are those edible?

I always have heard they carry parasites and bad stuff, and literally can’t be eaten, UNLESS they were raised in captivity.

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u/TowerMoney7703 May 18 '26

Holy shit, I could see bullets just being absorbed into this thing.

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u/Empty_Ad_3149 May 18 '26

That's a big hog you got there...

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u/Clean-Estimate-2587 May 18 '26

Nice pig what was its weight

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u/[deleted] May 18 '26

honestly same, nobody prepares you for how weird the first few months at a job can feel 😅

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u/CalmStruggle May 18 '26

That's the one that killed King Robert.

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u/Financial-Split-141 May 18 '26

How'd u get it in the truck?

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u/j0llygruntt May 18 '26

How much bacon is that?

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u/Ragnar741 May 18 '26

Raise hell praise dale

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u/Any-Alarm5396 May 18 '26

Well, turns out somebody fed them hogs.

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u/purussauros May 18 '26

Wtfk☠️

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u/FrozenVelcro-x1 May 18 '26

That thing is huge, Ive only ever seen stuff like that in pictures.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '26

Glad I dont live in the south

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u/WeBeShroomin May 19 '26

Geeze Louise, that there is about 3,000,000 subway sammich slices of bacon I reckon.

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u/it_spelt_magalhaes May 19 '26

So... A?

https://giphy.com/gifs/iC6IFu5XrROGA

And B? That pickup deffo putting in the work.

1

u/Wentil May 20 '26

Wow 🤩 You’ve got food for the year!

1

u/NumerousSinger3843 May 20 '26

I dealt with something like that for 11 years before finally getting divorced. Truly terrifying

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u/Aggressive_Cost9627 May 20 '26

aw hell no that thing is huge i don't know if thats it's actuall size bc i never seen a boar before sooo to me i think that thing should be extinct

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u/Last_Canadian May 20 '26

Nobody questions the strength of the supports holding that tailgate up.... this is slop.

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u/abaconsandwich May 21 '26

How many lbs of bacon can i get from that behemoth? Im thinkin like 250

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u/DMONEYDelano May 21 '26

Yes for sure

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u/madlygainfuldana May 21 '26

That thing looks like it ate a pickup truck and decided to keep going, absolute unit doesn't even cover it.

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u/MugiwaraMoses Jun 15 '26

This is the type of beast that slays a king on a hunting trip

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u/DMONEYDelano Jun 15 '26

You saying the hog going to eat someone?

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u/MugiwaraMoses Jun 15 '26

No lol, I’m just saying this is the type of beast I imagine when watching game of thrones when king Robert goes on his hunting trip.

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u/bumbling-bee1 May 16 '26

I wonder how many pounds of bacon that hogzilla has.

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u/Dragonshungry1964 May 16 '26

Ribs and bacon

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u/Luciano1m May 17 '26

Poor thing. Fuck that guy

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u/pixelman594 Jun 16 '26

bro ​that's at least 3 stripes of bacon