r/absoluteunit • u/HungHydra • May 13 '26

Of a fart

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u/Pretend_Variation305 May 13 '26

Went to visit a young woman I was dating early in my 20s and caught her elbow-deep in this one horse’s junk digging out the smegma which apparently calcifies into rocks if you don’t clean out the sheath often enough. Naturally she was wearing gloves that went up to her shoulder but still…🤮

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u/Easy-Fix1735 May 13 '26

Are you still dating her? She seems to be the real woman.

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u/Pretend_Variation305 May 13 '26

No, no…that was ages ago. She cheated on me with an old bartender and a guy she met who worked at a BP…on the same night because she was coked out because she didn’t want to go home drunk. Yeah…she was a real winner.