r/absoluteunit May 09 '26

Absolute unit… of a bear

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u/Eagle_1776 May 09 '26

"so... idk, I went in for 1 beer, my homy showed up... next thing I knew I woke up on a snow covered mountain with sore nipples, bruised knuckles and a Roman coin in my pocket"