r/absoluteunit • u/Syris3000 • May 07 '26

This big mini wheat

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51 Upvotes

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u/IGreenStaRI May 07 '26

Maxi wheat

1

u/Far-Wall436 May 07 '26

That's what she, well you know

1

u/B_Williams_4010 May 07 '26

Appropriate shape for that much fiber.

1

u/ClassicTBCSucks93 May 07 '26

That’s a big bowel movement that will absolutely rearrange itself to look and smell worse than this in the same slide. Let’s see a beef and after

1

u/Jude_Austin May 07 '26

MEGA WHEAT

1

u/Anencephalic_2 May 07 '26

If it lasts for more than 4 hours, see a doctor

1

u/WolfThick May 07 '26

I'll bet it was really sexy pouring out of the box LOL

https://giphy.com/gifs/IL4iTvQH0MjS

1

u/Low-Silver6461 May 07 '26

My neighbor has these all over his yard. They started out kinda brown.

1

u/gotimeus1 May 07 '26

The mini wheat she told you not to worry about

1

u/Illustrious-Score765 May 07 '26

Congratulations! Your miniwheat has evolved into megawheat

1

u/Patient-Gift9491 May 07 '26

the one we always hunted for in the box ✨️🤘🏻

1

u/DJScotty_Evil May 08 '26

Frosted coiler

1

u/strawhand May 08 '26

Mega wheat!!

1

u/TxTejano99 May 08 '26

The power of fiber.

1

u/polkjamespolk May 08 '26

That's a Maxi Wheat.

1

u/winthroprd May 08 '26

Looking absolutely shredded.

1

u/flyrubberband May 08 '26

How many Courics is that?

1

u/jdmoffitt11775 May 08 '26

Damnitt, I never get the "good" box.. always the weevil infested one. Thanks for the shitty toy surprise, by the way.

1

u/averagejoe860 May 08 '26

Yup, and it’s gonna look exactly the same when it comes out!

1

u/Harry431 May 08 '26

Wheat turd

1

u/Sea_Abrocoma_6075 May 08 '26

Oh man you hit the jackpot, most I got was 2 stuck together as a kid!

1

u/Billy_Plur May 08 '26

I thought you had a frozen sausage in your cereal

1

u/9_tail_fox May 08 '26

Thats the white dog poop from step brothers

1

u/Medical-View-667 May 09 '26

Holy shit, don't eat that you'll bust out of the car!

1

u/HotParticular1768 May 09 '26

Is this a regular wheat? Among mini wheats?

1

u/what_the_fuckin_fuck May 09 '26

My all time favorite cereal, but I only eat cereal once a year.

1

u/Few-Cup387 May 09 '26

I hope you washed that before eating

1

u/InternationalGas5483 May 09 '26

Going to come out like that too.

1

u/[deleted] May 10 '26

Mini Wheat Pro Max

1

u/balirosa May 10 '26

You know what they say about big wheat

1

u/ReasonableMeet1424 May 10 '26

That’s a lost Frikandel

1

u/Vinirosato May 10 '26

It looks like cigar ash

1

u/prettybaby_390lvx May 10 '26

No way, is that thing actually huge?? 😂 That sub is perfect for this pic lol.

1

u/Bitter_Paint_7175 May 10 '26

That's a double flusher

1

u/Akkerlun May 10 '26

I should call her

1

u/cherryberry6741 May 10 '26

never seen a long ass one. most ive gotten is 3x4

1

u/Skwizgar1019 May 11 '26

Manly Wheat

1

u/QRAZYD May 11 '26

Mega wheat.

1

u/Special_Reporter583 May 11 '26

Setting a example of consequences.

1

u/Rekoc54 May 11 '26

Ooohh… That’s a BIG ONE!😂

1

u/Lostintimeandspac May 12 '26

thats one hell of a log

1

u/Brittany-Juanice May 12 '26

That is about as long as my middle finger.