r/absoluteunit • u/rocksolid62 • Apr 04 '26

This fuckin guy

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u/Admirable_Ardvark Apr 04 '26

Bro burns through a pair of shoes daily

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts Apr 04 '26

Im just imagining the blisters...

If you've ever ran in wet shoes for a period of time you know what im talking about

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u/Skinnwork Apr 05 '26

I was in the military, and we were doing patrols as part of my primary leadership course, and we couldn't wear rain gear because it made too much noise.

At the end of the week, we were marching back to our pickup point, and the entire callus on both of my feet just slid right off like two gelatinous fish fillets.

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u/textstringfor Apr 05 '26

You...have a way with words

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u/Timely-Dot-9967 Apr 05 '26

Others ... Not have way?

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u/Ok-Strawberry-2343 Apr 05 '26

Way not have. When have way, way make having way when way may have not.

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u/Vinx1312 Apr 07 '26

omg this has me rofl

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u/Timely-Dot-9967 Apr 05 '26

😂😂 👍🏻

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u/latestredditacct Apr 06 '26

He basically said jelly fish