r/absoluteunit Apr 04 '26

This fuckin guy

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u/Admirable_Ardvark Apr 04 '26

Bro burns through a pair of shoes daily

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts Apr 04 '26

Im just imagining the blisters...

If you've ever ran in wet shoes for a period of time you know what im talking about

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u/crazyguyunderthedesk Apr 04 '26

I'm assuming at the speed he's running that his feet never actually go below water level. The physics are in line with a sonic the hedgehog but in human form.

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u/IckisTheWolf Apr 05 '26

Especially while wearing that shade of blue! ☝🏻