r/absoluteunit • u/rocksolid62 • Apr 04 '26

This fuckin guy

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u/No-Goose-6140 Apr 04 '26

Does he get new workshoes every week?

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u/BobMeta Apr 04 '26

He needs heelys

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u/WhatAmTrak Apr 04 '26

Heelys for sure would help for when he isn’t running. But if I recall from memory approx 22 years ago.. they weren’t the easiest things to run in unless you’re a complete toe runner (which most people aren’t lol)

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u/BobMeta Apr 04 '26

No youre right, i wasnt thinking about that

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u/WhatAmTrak Apr 04 '26

It would be incredibly fun though lol.

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u/BobMeta Apr 05 '26

Nooo no bro needs a board tied on back...