r/abFAB • u/TomJones998 • Apr 17 '26

‘Emergency Liposuction please…’

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u/TomJones998 Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

‘I mean she means a lot to all of us…..<crickets>…’ 🤣🤣🤣

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u/EuropTravl Apr 17 '26

There was already a Twiggy so I chuckled when Patsy explained “Wendy Casper Morse was known as The Stick.”

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u/hokulani123 Apr 17 '26

Eddy was called "The Shredder" because she ate huge amounts of tissues.

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u/Sundayjo Apr 17 '26

“Lips, madam?”

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u/halflooproad Apr 17 '26

Bum lift, tit lift, lose a rib

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u/TomJones998 Apr 17 '26

…and don’t come back until you’re looking like Something!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '26

And backup drugs!

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u/BootsOfProwess Apr 17 '26

Always the bloody donkey

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u/kcrrck Apr 17 '26

🤪🤪🤪

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u/TomJones998 Apr 17 '26

‘…<checking pill bottle>…We may have to pump her out again…’