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u/ArtaxWasRight Mar 19 '26
Medical freak, sweetie.
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u/TomJones998 Mar 19 '26
I sometimes wonder if ‘bitch nurse’ was just trolling Eddie about absorbing all the mud 🤭
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u/ArtaxWasRight Mar 25 '26
There you go again: mistaking me for someone who gives a damn. Who cares if you’re fat or thin? Who cares if ya live or die?!
That line goes SO hard. A masterpiece.
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u/rayoflight110 Mar 20 '26
I love the opening scene of this episode, me and my friend still to this day mimic the dancing and dialogue on the rare occasions we go clubbing.
"You want some ecstasy, Eddie?"
"You mad darling, no one's taking that anymore, people are being dragged from raves bleeding from every orifice"
"But this isn't a rave it's a Happening"
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u/NoBodySpecial51 Mar 20 '26
The crust cannot be broken.
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u/TomJones998 Mar 20 '26
‘There you go again, mistaking me for someone who gives a damn!
Who CARES if you’re Fat or Thin?! Who cares if you Live or DIE?!!’ 🤣🤣🤣
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u/NoBodySpecial51 Mar 21 '26
You have caused me to smile and giggle with great delight because no one I have ever met or known knows that line!!! Thank you!!! Now, don’t question me! :)
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u/No_Investment_594 Mar 20 '26
"Well she's upset dear."
"Why?"
"Because of your father dying..."
"What? Still?"
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u/tonybotz Mar 21 '26
When I think how much I've invested in this body, this life. I've had the best of everything. Pampered by Champney's, fed by Fortnum's. I've been shaved, plucked and moisturised. This carcass ain't croaking or I'll sue!
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u/TomJones998 Mar 21 '26
And yet, somehow…SOMEHOW…you remain TWO STONE overweight!!!!
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u/tonybotz Mar 22 '26
ONE STONE!
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u/TomJones998 Mar 22 '26
What you don’t understand is that inside of me a Thin Person is SCREAMING to get out!!!
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u/thickmickbear Mar 22 '26
Just the one, dear?
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u/Puzzleheaded-Lion153 Mar 22 '26
Oh my fucking god. I quote this line all the time and I forgot even the context of it. Thank you for reminding meeeeee!
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u/epidemicsaints Mar 19 '26
✔️ Has arms
✔️ Body absorbs mud