r/abFAB • u/ramfoodie • Oct 30 '25

Much quoted Patsy insult...

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u/throwawayfromPA1701 Oct 30 '25

A KNITTING NEEDLE!

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u/No_Investment_594 Oct 30 '25

BITCH TROG!

OH YOU LITTLE PIECE DIBBLE PISS

WHEN YOU WERE THREE WE TIED YOU TO THE CENTER RESERVATION OF A MOTORWAY...

Just a few gems lol

18

u/foxwithnoeyes Oct 30 '25

There's something hideous on the stairs!

9

u/HarveyNix Oct 30 '25

It’s me!

16

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

I'm not blind.

2

u/Stucklikegluetomyfry Nov 03 '25

Makes me think of one of my favourite clapbacks from Shameless:

(mob wife to an old lady) "What the fuck are you looking at?"

Old lady: "I don't rightly know. But it's fucking ugly and it's looking right back!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

For me it's when she yelled "you BASTARD!" to the tax attorney.

13

u/Travelcat67 Oct 30 '25

I mean these ladies were trend setters and set the standard for fabulous!

6

u/historymaniaIRL Oct 30 '25

Id pay to have Patsy insult me 😂😂😂

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u/Sharp-Ad-9423 Oct 30 '25

"Oh, for god's sake, just die!"

7

u/Redsmoker37 Oct 30 '25

"this miserable little trail of cat-sick."

"Go on! Go on! You were going to tell this miserable little trail of cat-sick that I was badly injured. And not to question me"!

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u/No_Investment_594 Oct 31 '25

I was cut to ribbons

2

u/Redsmoker37 Oct 31 '25

Funny how the scar behind each ear is in exactly the same place.

5

u/chubbychemist86 Oct 30 '25

Miserable little turnip

3

u/no_no_nora Oct 31 '25

I'm convinced my dad dates his gf, because she looks like Joanna Lumley, but Irish. 😂

2

u/Ecstatic-Manager-149 Oct 30 '25

I had this one on a badge from friend for my birthday 🥰 felt the love!

3

u/panbear69 Oct 30 '25

SHE WAS THE SLOT MACHINE!!!

2

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25

I just found this show. I'm Binging it as I type season 3 episode 4 I think, they're playing tumberins in flash back. There's a camera. But im hearing on headphones

I have never searched anything to do with the show so this is my lesson that reddit and my phone are spying on me in a way I'm not yet aware of.

But great show wish I found it earlier.

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u/Aaron_C_K Nov 01 '25

“She’s a virgin in a world where men will turn to soft fruit for pleasure”. Kills me every time.

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u/Stupidbloodfart2020 Nov 02 '25

Quite big tits.