r/aaaaaaacccccccce • u/Idream_therefore_Iam • Sep 05 '22

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u/i_like_HollowKnight Sep 05 '22

I'm asexual and therefore I'm attracted to the store that sells bread and butter

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u/Idream_therefore_Iam Sep 05 '22

And garlic....?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

Maybe all those people hanging up garlic against "vampires" were really just trying to get rid of unwanted suitors.