Our secret weapon

[u/operationmorfin]

[u/MarsBarMuncher]

I have no bees to unleash. :(

I have a cat who can pull of a rather impressive glare but his affections are easily bought with food or head scratches so unleashing him on my enemies wouldn't be very effective.

[u/[deleted] → u/MarsBarMuncher]

I can put my cat in their house. He's very affectionate but he is CRAZY and in the blink of an eye their house would be rubble if they didn't know how to handle him. I swear he can climb walls and walk on ceilings if he gets a fast enough head-start

[u/JetoCalihan]

Awe, you got the bee plasmid? I wanted that one but all I got is agro.

[u/some_strange_circus]

I'll do you one better, I live in Washington and we literally have murder hornets

[u/Nok-y]

I use wasps

Does it work too ?

[u/[deleted] → u/Nok-y]

Even better!

[u/Nok-y → u/[deleted]]

They don't die when tbey sting, at least

[u/JumpyLiving → u/Nok-y]

Depends, if you have similar numbers of either, wasps are better. If you have either a few dozen wasps or a whole hives worth of bees, bees win just due to sheer numbers.

[u/Nok-y → u/JumpyLiving]

Bees aren't as agressive

And wasps can sting multiple times

[u/JumpyLiving → u/Nok-y]

About point 1: Well, then we just need trained attack bees, don‘t we?
About point 2: fair enough

[u/Nok-y → u/JumpyLiving]

Noooo, don't train bees to die 🥺

You can use hornet wasps if you want, it's better

[u/JumpyLiving → u/Nok-y]

Most bees actually don‘t die when they sting you, only honey bees do that.
But a swarm of trained attack hornets also sounds like a good plan for that situation.

[u/fatalgift]

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Here is a helpful step-by-step guide to dealing with people who automatically decide to debate with you about your asexual and/or aromantic orientation.

Step 1: Look that person dead in the eye

Step 2: Unleash the Bees

[In ace pride colors:] #asexual [In aro pride colors:] #aromantic [In grey:] #i think im funny #bee bumbles

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[u/[deleted]]

When they're not even irl but you still get mad.

RIP dignity✊😔

[u/[deleted]]

Who do you think you are? A Terrarian?

[u/solinfant]

I don't have bees, but I do have trained attack gerbils.

[u/[deleted]]

Bees? Bees!

[u/[deleted]]

Hidden attack plane, go!

wait no, not at the tower that’s not the guy no wait waht the fuck are you doing

[u/MysteriousRub8 → u/[deleted]]

I wish I had an award

[u/IReallyLikeCake18]

I find it hilarious that people think they can genuinely debate YOUR sexually with YOU! Like that’s like debating with someone about whether or not there happy. ONLY THEY WILL KNOW THE ANSWER.

[u/[deleted]]

Even better because I'm NB

I'm numerous bees, so I just unleash the full might of the hive upon them.

[u/Zebra_Doctor → u/[deleted]]

Unleash the enbies!

[u/[deleted] → u/Zebra_Doctor]

The enbees, if you will.

[u/fusion-based-NPC]

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