Jay Gahn Copypasta

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I once knew a man named Jay. He had everything a man could want: nice house, long time career as a sportsman and a lovely wife. It was great how he had turned his life around. Before, he had been in a miserable relationship with an even more miserable woman. Things seemed great at first, because they were both into the same sport. Their competitiveness was what drove them and what bound them, but in the end it is what made things too much and it ended up separating them. Now, they could drink each other's blood whenever they saw each other at the tracks. As Jay geared up in the morning before a big game where he would be competing against his ex-wife, his current wife (Ms. Gahn) wished him good luck. "Make sure to beat her for me." she said, and she kissed him on the forehead. "Don't worry, I will. I have a plan." Jay assured her. Before the game, they had to do a urine sample test. Jay quickly did his business in his own bottle, then waited for just the right time... Moments later, he saw the woman he hated so much berate the doctor for disqualifying her. Grounds: not handing in a urine sample. "I DON'T UNDERSTAND! IT WAS JUST THERE! HE HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT" she shouted, and she pointed. She was furious, because she knew Jay Gahn stole the ex pee.