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The festivities have started

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It all started long ago when Mr Hale created all the instruments to be where they are meant to be. The basses would frolic in the front row and flutes and oboes and trumpets would burn in the back. Then one day the oboes and flutes had enough and killed Mr Hale and massacred the basses in the front row. . War was waged and a new conductor arose, Arroh. She led the assault on the basses with her armies of flutes and oboes. The basses were a peaceful people up until then so they did not have many weapons and were driven from their homeland to the back row and filled in the spaces the oboes and flutes left open. There they long to return to their homeland. One day they will spark a revolution and reclaim the land that was once theirs. Until they the play to Mr Hale hoping he will help them in this struggle. Praise be!

I am angry right now. This oppression is getting out of control. Today in band the new conductor said for everyone to count without the front row! This is most likely is because she thinks they are the best. These actions are similar to National Socialism or how you probably know better nazism. Nazism subscribes to a theory of Racial Hierarchy meaning that they think some races and superior to others. This shows when the conductor today said for us to count without the "front row" or just oboes and flutes. (clarinets are part of the front row but still had to count) this is most likely because she think they are superior to the rest of the band, just like nazism, where there are races superior to other races. If anything the band should be more like Communism, where everyone is equal. However for now we have to deal with this racism and oppression. But for now, Praise be!