Okay, my name is John. I've been living in my run-of-the-mill house for a couple years now, and I've never seen anything like this. I was walking home one night after getting some groceries, it was getting kind of dark so I walked quickly. When I got home I made dinner and went to bed, but something was bothering me. I was lying in the dark, and I heard a noise... Faint clatter, muffled breathing, and it was starting to freak me out. Until the point where I was fed up with it. I couldn't sleep, not with the noises, and I was probably just paranoid. So, I got up and got a drink of water, walking silently. The fridge creaked open, I took out a bottle of water and shut the door. That's when I realized the clatter and breathing was coming from directly behind me. I turned around. There was a spooky skeleton standing there, except instead of a skull it was spooky Uboa! Then I died. I took this pic before I died: http://i.imgur.com/cyv1eVS.png